Aw man, all I have is this cubic meter block of solid diamond.

Troll 2?

It’s nice to know there’s someone out there willing to go full Pat Robertson in a pizza article.

How’s that kool aid taste?

I don’t think you can conclude that he supports the Packers, but according to the Walmart Not-Nazis’ logic, your brother-in-law is definitely warning you about the Bears.

This “I’m trying to tell you that if you vote for Biden, this is what you’re gonna have” is a real game changer. It means I’ve been misreading people’s clothing, cars, tattoos, and other symbol-bearing items for my entire life.

You can’t even escape it if you’re trying. I come to Kotaku to read and talk about actual video games. But like a car crash or a dead body, I see this Twitch/YouTube/”influencer” “celebrity” crap and I gawk at it even as I hate myself for doing so.

As funny as this meme is, most of the time presenters are dusted with powder makeup to remove natural skin oil shine. If they recorded at home, which is likely, they probably didn’t have the necessary makeup artist on-site to prep them for the recording, so they end up looking shiny.  We all look shiny, we just have…

That’s a pretty normal reaction to pervasive, dehumanizing violence in the real world. Shock gives way to numbness as you try to cope, which eventually mutates into anger as you realize the pointless, destructive nature of it all. You’re mad all the time, you just want it to be over, but you can’t quit, not until the…

If all lives mattered, Native and Indigenous peoples wouldn’t be segregated to reservations and live in poverty.
If all lives mattered, Blacks wouldn’t have longer prison sentences than Whites. If all lives mattered, trans-peoples would not be murdered each year.
If all lives mattered immigrants wouldn’t die in cages…

well, he did like the idea of me going homeless, so he’s definitely an asshole.

That sounds right.

I like to imagine they incinerate the room and reprint it after each usage.

Same is true for US states. Florida for example has been way less strict that most states, and is in fact doing better than most.

Notches are bullshit.

I think it is too, but I think some of that is also where the “simulation” aspect breaks down. Once, say, Iceland closes its ports and airlines and so on, it’s *IMPOSSIBLE* to infect anyone there, or if your infectivity (it’s been a few years) is too low or your mortality is too high, they can “naturally” get rid of…

Fuck off with this bullshit.

A “Mike Pence” alert would give out 30 DNA points

So it will be handled like the witch trials or leprosy cases of the past? Sounds like a plan.

he [Trumplethinskin] also blamed other factors, such as the performance of Democratic candidates on the debate stage in recent days, for continued drops in global markets