Well... I read the entire article and still am not sure if I understand what “shipping” means. So you are already better off than me. 

To be fair , the only Mirage I know turns into a blue and white racing car.

> I mainly use Facebook on my PlayStation to send screenshots to myself for work.

See: Valerie Plame. She was an NOC agent - “the US government will disavow any knowledge of you” kind of agent - and the Republicans had no problems outing her and...

Yahoo still exists?

Yeah, it’s not like there are official government reports on it, or confirmation from the President and multiple administration sources, or anything. I mean, if those things were out there, how complete a dipshit would you need to be to characterize this as made up by a blogger?

“Drain the swamp!”

I don’t have to believe the blogger, I believe the official statement direct from the ICIG.

Don’t worry, they’ll add all your favorite features to ytm before they kill it.

Hello Spotify my old friend.

I started playin’ tunes, Google started throwin’ back Play Music
But when I sprung the question, they acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, “Do ya have Biz Markie,” they tried to pretend
They said, “No I don’t, I only have Hanson”
Come on, I’m not even goin’ for it
This is what I’m goin’ play

Youtube got what I…

“Totally slaps” WTF are you saying?

Stop trying to make “slaps” happen.

This is less about the result and more about the action. Impeachment is always convoluted and difficult to understand. And the only possible result if this is a quick dismissal by the senate.

Generally you do not want armed bits of the military conducting operations in your town. They aren’t the police. If you do have the military running around your town in large numbers they are probably National Guard members doing disaster recovery after an earthquake, areal flood, hurricane, giant tornado etc.

“Dude, we made it! We’re in!”

Interesting fact: the claymore mine was invented to counter the mass rushed attacks the North Koreans and Chinese would do during the Korea war.

Yeah, well, suppressing machine gun fire hasn’t been an effective tactic since the invention of the Naruto run.*

My toddler is prepared, he does the Naruto run without ever having seen that character. We called it his happy dance when he was given berries. Who knew that he was preparing to storm Area 51.

The worst one is left out: