I would pay 9 Janglers, or 18 varmint pelts (good+ condition), or 20 jerkied salmons, or 7 pre- or mid-war factory 5.56s, or 2 breeding rabbits, or 1 z-pack, or 60 gallons potable water, or

So, this will do about 70% of what they claim, and then in a year and a half they will give up on it completely.

I am willing to pay exactly zero monies for this.

Except they annoyingly swapped X/Y and A/B.

Which is funny because widespread Google fiber connections would be helpful in this new endeavor.

Care to educate me? Does understanding AGW somehow explain ItHurtsWhenIExist's comment? Or justify Musk's behaviour?

Do you not understand the significance of what you dismiss as “meming”? Hell do you even know what meming is? (cause the relevant tweets ain’t it)

One scenario that’s been described to us by three different people (each of whom either heard about it secondhand or directly from Google), for example, might look something like this: You’re watching your favorite Twitch streamer play a game and you think it looks cool, so you buy it, and then, if the developers of…

We’re not “overdue”. That’s not how probability and statistics work. The probability of a large impact doesn’t increase because there hasn’t been one in an unusually long time. Same as the probability of a certain lotto number coming up doesn’t increase because it hasn’t come up in a long time.

For me the full debriefing always occurred before the boning.

It was downgraded while you were puking into a sewer grate.

Yeah.... TOTALLY a common sense issue. Everyone should have intimate awareness of the moisture content of all materials in their home at all times. Also, one should be responsible enough to close off one's pores prior to even opening the oven so one does not risk sweating at all.

Change the character to a bug and you get Resident Weevil...

“A drop of liquid touched the pan so of course it exploded, user error.”

Others have already said it better: “No fucking shit.”

The purchase of a game (or, really, a license) doesn’t entitle you to shit all over the people who made that game just because it doesn’t conform to your individual expectations.

It entitles you to voice your concerns, certainly, but not to issue threats, drop the…

“...and I’m definitely not one of those annoying folks...”

When the fuck are you ever going to look at that picture of sushi you ate? You’re only taking that picture to brag on social media. Just eat your food and enjoy the goddamned moment. I don’t understand how people can live through an instagram filter.

Because my PC is in my office, and I’d like to play PC games in my living room.  

I’m happy to hear I helped! Thanks for reading!! 

and why we want y’all to quit calling things guilty pleasures. Seriously, it’s fine to like a thing that the critics don’t.