Man, I had no idea. It’s everywhere. I. go. It’s even worse when my wife is with me for some reason. I like your approach though. I think I’m going to use it if you don’t mind. Maybe I’ll throw in some variations:
“Old enough to know better”
“know better than what?”
“to ask a stranger how old their child is as if he…

I’m glad you added the second half, because I was going to say the same, lol. As far as gendered roles go, I’ve come to feel that they’re culturally enforced iron walls designed to keep people in their place and punish those who step out of line. Different cultures have different expectations of men/women... so the…

Considering how common & accepted IVF is these days, I find it bizarre that these questions get asked. If my spouse and I had had IVF to conceive our son, I really doubt anyone would ask if mom got plowed by the neighbor cause daddy is shooting blanks... The fact that you haven’t murdered any of them is astounding to…

...sounds just like a normal couple. Whodda thought???

/s

“Oh dear, I seem to have misplaced my coin purse... could you be a sweetheart and hold on just a second so I can-” *ZZAAAP*.

“This is grayhawk - I have neutralized the last guard. We have 5 minutes to access the servers before the police arrive”

...I think you’re 100% on the money. You should play the stock market.

A new Splinter Cell would be just what I need right now... *sigh*

My internet went down today (still down actually). You know what it didn't affect? My ability to keep getting my ass kicked in Sekiro.

You know one more actor than I do, then, lol.

That’s just one of the long list of things I’ve seen that they’re removing or blacklisting for Android Q, too. The days when I was excited for Android updates passed a long, long time ago.

I hope so. I’m not so optimistic based on the other specializations that are already in the game.

Don’t forget the ammo limit! Some quick and dirty math: The Tac-50 (specialist sniper rifle) holds 7 rounds vs the standard sniper where you can carry 125 rounds (assuming you have a rifle the holds 5 rounds - I know some carry 7, but this is slightly more generous). So, that being said, the tac-50 has 5.6% of the max…

Yeah... Gran Turismo, Forza, the flight sims of ages past, The Division, etc. etc. have all gone out of their way to license the stuff that shows up in their games, whether it be a car, aircraft, weapons and equipment. Activision for some reason is trying to get around that... I say tough cookies. If you didn’t want…

Just seeing that elevator makes me sigh because I know as soon as I hit the button I’m going to be assaulted by a mob of goons until the boss fight which will inevitably somehow last exactly as long as the elevator ride whether I take him down fast or not.

It feels like it has more potential to ruin the game than make it fun. How do you tie together a story where you’re playing as Steve, the middle-aged, overweight IT guy that likes to play Magic: The Gathering on weekends and collects Robotech figures who has now mysteriously decided he’s going to start hacking stuff…

Aw man, Sleeping Dogs is probably my favorite open world, gta-style game of all time. It depresses me far we'll probably never see a sequel

But, I mean... if you get like comically large testicles, wouldn’t that backfire and make the dick look like it’s actually smaller because of it?? I mean, I’m no expert as a cis male, but if I saw dino-egg-balls and a dick, I would assume that, given no other frame of reference, the dick must be very small and the…

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I can’t help but imagine a pair of pool ball sized testicles flopping out of a guys pants complete with that signature clacking sound, and not giggle, though. Maybe they can put a few of them in there and make a Newton’s cradle!

Yeah, they really don’t compare. If I recall, the only book I didn’t enjoy of the ASOIAF books was a result of the fact that the book had been split in two and they put all of my least favorite characters all in one book and it’s more of a ‘it was ok’ but also ended up with liking some of the characters more. Wheel of…