I was surprised at how much I loved that game despite the weird bugs and stuff. My particular favorite would be the times that npc’s wanted to make a change of scenery and rather than wait for a shuttle to fly them, decided to walk 100 miles across the Martian landscape and then die of starvation on the way.

“Oh were you using that? My bad, bro. Did it hurt?”

Yeah, I was excited about the idea of a ninja game, but not if I have to spend my already limited gaming time swearing and dying.

I’m pretty sure that a lot of straight men like lesbians more than actual lesbians do. Although they tend to be weird lesbian caricatures rather than anything like actual lesbians so that's probably why.

And it would have to be reliable 25mbps. With very low latency. I think the latency issue will be the biggest killer. You know when my latencies are the worst? My prime gaming times of course, because everyone is home, steaming Netflix, YouTube, playing fortnite, etc.

And, being in IT, I suspect that a ton of the old Google Plus backbone is still going to be hanging around at Google - I bet the reason they’ve taken this long to get rid of it is simply that they actually needed that time to disentangle it from everything enough to be able to shut down the core service. I could be…

Yeah that's true. My switch (and if I'm feeling ambitious, my Playstation) happily travel where ever I go and don't care if I have an internet connection, much less a fast one.

Yeah they announced fiber was coming to my city just months before they shut the whole thing down. As it is, I have spectrum for internet and there's no way a streaming game could work with the sky high latency and unreliable speed I have.

How much do you want to bet that it won’t be compatible with Android TV at all?

I’m going to bet they lose interest and stop updating it before it even leaves beta.

I hear you. I love in the city in the US and my internet connection is awful because I live in a lower income neighborhood. Im supposed to have a 100/10 connection but I’m lucky to get 50/.5 most of the time and the latency is awful. I’ve tried Nvidia's gamestream service and it just doesn't work. The lag is…

Dude, everything finally makes sense! They aren’t doing anything about climate change because they’re lizards! All of them are pro-warm-rock-in-the-sun and climate change just goes towards their ends of increasing warm rocks!

They are?! Argh! I don’t want to get excited... I saw ninja game and got my hopes up, but then saw that it was from the guys that did the Souls games and I got super disappointed immediately. It’s not that I don’t think they’re good games - they are - I just don’t have time for that kind of game anymore. With only a…

The ISS maybe? 

The other thing is, if you DON’T give feedback, you’re just encouraging bad behavior. Maybe the person’s last partner absolutely LOVED this one thing they did, but you find it bizarre and painful. If you don’t say something, they’ll just assume you also love it. You can also do things like moving their hands or…

No. Nerf.

Yeah definitely weird. Especially now realizing that when the Simpsons started I was the same age as Bart (or at least, when I started watching it - I was 10 so I can't say for sure that I started it from season 1). If he would have been aged properly he’d be in his late thirties by now...

... Sounds like you want a game where you play as Timon and Pumba.

For what it’s worth, the game literally showers you with nice guns. You’ll have shotguns and uzi’s coming out of your pores with excellent stats, and it has a nice feature that every time you get a level, they give you a ‘proficiency cache’ that’s full of goodies at your new level. I’m liking it so far.

It’s true. There are some companies I trust with automatic updates, but Microsoft surely isn’t one of them. I have never had a Linux update break things nearly as badly as Windows updates tend to do - of course the irony is that Linux tends to respect your wishes about updates. It’s been an age since I’ve used a mac,…