I remember having one stint where it felt like no matter what I went or what I was doing cultists seemed to emerge from the very trees to come shoot me. I had to wonder why on earth they included things like fishing if no matter what you’re doing the nut jobs will know where you are and will come en masse to ruin your…

Tetris is the simplest and earliest I can think of - the music speeding up as the blocks got closer and closer to the top of the screen. It had a way of making my adrenaline surge like nothing else for years.

I laughed way harder than I should have at ‘fungeon’. Here’s a bag of funions as a reward*.

“...I shot em’. Naturally, he’s dead.”

Due to health issues, unsalted. Especially in the states, we have an absolutely insane amount of salt in our food - to the point that I've seen individual meals with more salt in them than what is recommended for a healthy adults entire daily intake.

Soooo this. After leaving home my only goal in life is to always afford to be able to live alone.

Oh my God, I never connected Superman with the guy from the Man From U.N.C.L.E. NOW I'm excited. Thanks!

I thought I’d seen a report button on there but no idea what it does as I’ve not had to use it. I’ve honestly very rarely actually ran into someone else’s discoveries besides when I went to the system where the community event kicks off - that was a huge mass of annoying player stuff.

According to rumor, though, this update will hit all watches with Wear 2.0. Apparently it’s a change being done via the play store and not being pushed as a software update.

It’s true, Spiderman is most well known for his epic fighting-while-standing-in-a-puddle skills afterall. It’s why he’s called Spiderman! Remember the song??

Comment of the day, this is.

“Um the demo stopped working after I reached the first cutscene and the final game let me keep going! This is bait and switch! WHY WAS THE DEMO DIFFERENT?!?!?”

Unfinished? Seriously? It IS unfinished! That’s why we’re not playing it right now!

This has way more to do with the NRA having the entire government under its heel than anything else. Surveys have shown that when people are asked if they’d support common sense gun laws like closing gun show loop holes, more thorough background checks, and things like that that the majority of the country is in favor…

Same here, although I was in 11th grade. It was such a bizarre thing at the time... I don’t think anyone thought that this would become a thing that happens a dozen or more times a year and no one would even be fazed by it anymore at the time. Yet, the only action I remember being taken is a ban against black trench co…

No kidding. Amazon already has them listed for 2k a piece from “3rd party sellers”. I miss when these sorts of things actually got into the hands of people who wanted them.

Remember the compilation CDs? I do! Greatest hits of the 80s all in one place!

I was going to say this exact thing! After years of PC building I finally saw someone talk about this a couple of years ago and built my latest PC that way. I was absolutely shocked at how clean the PC was when I opened it up to add something and found that the inside of the PC was friggin’ pristine. 

Unless your name is Zuckerburg, Facebook is not on your side...

Oh.

Hi Mark. Listen, people find you off-putting. Maybe you should work on emoting more. Maybe stand in front of a mirror and compare human faces with what you’re doing. Also, work on your vocal cadences. Actually you might just try some kind of bootcamp or …

I actually have ublock set up to block all of those. Along with a few other pet peeves I have on Gizmodo, like the obnoxious thing that automatically loads the next NSFW article conveniently after the one you read.