So true. Mrs. Ballz and I are childless by choice, but we love that our property taxes go, in part, to schools. 1. It’s not a child’s responsibility to provide for themselves, and 2. good schools = good communities = good for everyone.

What, no “Female, Abortionist Whore”? Oh, wait, that’s the Working Woman.

Had to hold my breath while I looked her up. I saw the Hispanic name and that she’s a Florida congresswoman, and I immediately braced myself for the overwhelming shame of discovering yet another Cuban-American who got into politics to carry water for white supremacists and Christian nationalists. Fortunately for me,…

Ahhh, Brittney Schmitt.

At this point, she knew who Hammer was. She is in showbiz and has heard the stories covered extensively. She knows his penchant for tattooing women, she heard about the cannibalism. She is a grown woman in her 30s. Doesn’t work for him. He has no hold over her. So what is the story here exactly? Shitty man I willing…

Let’s all raise a glass to this brave-ass woman who just keeps going, in the face of unbelievable ugliness, to take that piece of orange crap down. I can’t imagine trying to live any kind of life with Trump’s insane gun-toting asshole hordes on you every moment. But she just keeps going.

If Jezebel isn’t getting enough comments on this, I assure you, it’s because we’re all exhausted with this piece of shit NEVER paying the price for his nonsense. It seems like no amount of outrage will change the fact that he’s still free and has supporters.

Bengals....not a great choice for a pet. Not surprised about this, she did the right thing rehoming him. 

“January 4th, 2023, marks the first phase of Google’s grand cookie-killing spree."

Simone Biles’ husband should just stop.  Honestly I never heard of him and she’s SIMONE BILES.  I get that his male ego can’t handle that his wife is a GOAT (like guys who can’t deal with a spouse who earns more $) but he should just shhhhhhh and not actively make himself look a fool.

No kidding. I’m sure that a whole schmackle of anti-choice crazies will donate to some sort of Go Fund Me to help her defray her court responsibilities- and that also gives me great joy because their money will be going to support abortion services and they probably can’t think it through that far.

Earlier this year, she told the FBI that she opposes abortion and had “nightmares” about people having abortions at the clinic, prompting her to torch it.

“Yes, I understand the accused have a right to an attorney, and she did her job.”

Hooray! Comments are back, too.

Ken Paxton is the face of evil

Let doctors do the doctoring. Ken Paxton is a should be convicted felon. Why does he get to decide if someone is having issues with their body? Why is the government deciding at all? You would think a person that wants more children is one of the ‘good ones” in their eyes.

My sincere hope is the site is not just back but returns to some of the former quality and insight that made it a an outsized-pop culture staple. Frankly the site had been in decline for years before its shuttering. I don’t mean to shit on you or any other writers who, I gather, have been working under less-than-ideal…

I know it is unkind to gloat, but I’m an Ohioan and GODDAMN does this feel good tonight. Republicans in Ohio have had their boots on the necks of us women for far to long, and it has been excruciating listening to their whinging for the past few months about how “extreme” and “radical” it is to ensure that women can…

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