Fuck yeah. 

Towne for Mayor, and Skylar/Tylar (“Pumpkin” in “The Heat”) for Deputy Mayor.

No kidding. WTF is with all the ruffles and cold shoulder tops? I did a huge order in July and sent everything back except for one skirt.

Seeing Jeff Sessions’ little little weasel Keebler elf face turn red and be all embarrassed after being held in contempt would make me soooo happy.

Yeah, but you can still order through the website - no app needed.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

The best part is, if (/hopefully, when) there’s enough of a Democratic majority to block any SCOTUS nominations, the GOP is going to whine and throw temper tantrums about how unfair it is that we’re doing the exact same thing they did to us in 2016.

1) Fucking Gorsuch. Goddamn turd.

I’ll repeat my lament from the last anti-voting rights decision from SCOTUS... Fucking Gorsuch.

They’re filming today in downtown DC - lots of activity near the Air & Space museum. Hopefully Chris #1 will be around...

Fucking Gorsuch.

I dunno, man, if I were talking to Gal Gadot (as a straight female), I’d be biting my lip too. She’s the cutest thing ever.

Add Brian Cranston, Nick Offerman, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

As a Swede, this doesn’t surprise me. If they were truly “invented” by Swedes, they’d be made out of fish and/or moose meat, served cold.

Yep. My family’s ‘85 Tercel would probably still be running today had the body not been a total rust bucket. Good little car - good in snow, carbeurated-always-starts-right-up-engine, and you could literally fit an entire Christmas tree in the back with the seats down. Cheapest car to buy (it only had an AM radio and…

The scary part is... many of us desperate, in-love single women can identify with some of the things she’s done. (I’m not saying we’re breaking into homes or creating fake Instagram accounts to look up exes or whatever, but the “Research Me Obsessively” song was somewhat true, albeit superfluous.)

Oh man. Glad you mentioned this so I can stay the hell away from that. Hoping to move to the Sac area (from DC) if I can find a job out there. I assumed Sacramento proper was more progressive but never thought of the ‘burbs being Trumpistan.

I think I mentioned last year that I went to college with Kyle... and they failed to mention in his bio that he got kicked out after being busted by the FBI for selling fake IDs in his dorm room. His parents ponied up a ton of cash and he magically re-appeared the next year.

Samoas are the best.

Read the comments on their Facebook post about the announcement. 2/3rds of it are people cheering in support, and the other 1/3rd is “DEY TOOK OUR GUNZ!” [facepalm]