Tucker Carlson always has the look of a Cocker Spaniel trying to understand Quantum Mechanics.

Putting aside for a second how mind-numbingly stupid that comparison is, there’s no way that story isn’t a lie, right?

And, as always, Tucker Carlson looks at the camera like someone just told him there actually is no state called “Wyomee.”

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I generally don’t give people shit for something like speech issues, but for fucks sake how can you be paid to speak when you can’t fucking speak?!

I worked with a person like this, her name was Kim. When I moved I to the position where I had more interactions with her and she got rude with me, I said “There seems to be a misunderstanding here. I’m not your child, your boyfriend or your husband. I’m your co-worker in what is supposed to be a professional…

And wear uncomfortable shoes while having to make small talk with someone’s creepy step-dad.

Exactly how small-minded and sheltered are you that you can’t imagine someone else having different experiences and preferences? If you like them and have fun at them, good for you, but it’s not a character failing to feel differently.

Yeah I do all of that normally? At an event I’m not forced to drive to the suburbs to? And attend a ceremony? And be bored and annoyed?

Weddings are horrible events. Let’s force various groups of people who don’t know each other to socialize in an awkward setting for hours upon hours. I can think of worse situations, but weddings are pretty crappy.

1,000x YES. Camping is better than most things, and most things are better than weddings. Ergo...

“Also, how is camping better than a wedding? (It’s not.)“

If I were invited to a picnic with FOUR HUNDRED other people that was held months after a formal wedding ceremony, and did not feature any “traditional wedding crap”, I would in no way consider that to be a reception and would feel REALLY weird if gifts were mentioned in any way. The number of invitees alone would…

When you raise your voice, it’s always good to remember where you are sitting.

January 3, 2001, I got in a very similar shouting match with Pitino in Boston when he was coaching the Celtics. I had second row seats right behind the Celtics bench and they were losing to the Knicks by 10 or so at the end of the game and he walked off the floor and headed toward the tunnel alone with about 10…

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

So they got to pay for the right to "represent" a nation they have no actual connections to in not one but two boring ass parades AND got to be a married middle age couple hanging out with and probably creeping out all the fit 20 somethings looking to score with other fit 20 somethings.

What, exactly, did they "get away with"? They told a bunch of lies and sucked at skiing.

Two different countries.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.