PANCAKES AREN’T WAFFLES.

Clearly, you didn’t get to see Deadpool, unless he was wearing a prosthetic. Well, given that it was mostly in silhouette, I guess it could have been. #Penispiracy

She said she would just make him impotent, which is kind of boring considering that in some places they have mass panics about magic users stealing the penises entirely.

You are ON FIRE today!

It makes sense that it’s a circumcised penis on that bike. Foreskin+spokes=known hazard.

OH MY GOD.

Make it sad and have nobody to ride bikes with.

So, a black Magic Johnson?

I love how Poehler just didn’t take any of their shit and called them out on it and dared them to come at her. She’s a shero of mine.

My hard and fast rule is to only use black magic on penises I know and dislike.

Justice is blind.

It occurs to me that a stiff upper lip could be a plus. Or nah?

As in, Maggie Lizer ass off...

As in, Lizer ass off!!

Never Forget Maggie Lizer!!!

Thank you. Love is amazing, but very exhausting. I prefer to respect my own boundaries.

I'm cool.

Year after year

I like to think I’m just a lost soul swimming in a fish bowl.