How I lived my life without this magnificent portmanteau, I never shall know.

She means her gunt

“Look not to be too picky or anything, and I hope this isn’t taken the wrong way, but if I’m gonna be getting on an airplane I’d really prefer one with wings. But, y’know, that’s just me though.”

I like to show my Ina Garten.

Picket fence. Hay fork. Savannah crab cake.

“And my house has to have a floor.”

The eighties had it down.

“Why, the very idea!”

“Sweet Paula Deen in assless chaps!” is my new exclamation of choice.

So basically FUCK EVERYONE

Front privates? Is she 4?

I feel like covering the wearer’s private areas is like, one of the most basic requirements one could expect from clothing.

To cover why who what?? What if i have to fan my vagina, than what??? how is it going to work??? she is douchecanoe.

Wholeheartedly disagree... they are the best when you have lots of friends who like to get rowdy. Those are the memories I want to make but usually can’t because I’m blacked out, hence the value of the photobooth. The wedding photographer isn’t going to be capturing the best man motorboating the mother of the bride,…

I think they are fun—especially for people who don’t dance. Plus it’s a takeaway for a guest that isn’t a bunch of mints with my name on them. We use the pics as our guest book.

I have taken my dog into a photobooth and I have no regrets.

Why is everybody hating on photobooths? They can be really fun and a good opportunity to be goofy, even if you prefer not to have props.

and then she hashtags it “#asian”???? I think she’s a little confused

“I did everything I could have and more” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? YOU DID MORE THAN YOU COULD? HOW?!*