Didn’t know you had a stalker, did you...

She probably just doesn’t share her food diary on the days it consists of a bottle of red wine and an extra large mushroom and bacon pizza.

I love lentils.

it’s so bad because people applaud it instead of being concerned. it’s not normal to spend 4 hours a day working out. it’s not normal to restrict your diet SO MUCH. but because it’s “healthy” no one bats an eye. its really dangerous!

I had some pretty disordered eating (if not a full eating disorder) for years and it makes me crazy when anyone comments on my food choices (I’M LOOKING AT YOU MOM AND DAD), so I really try hard to keep it to myself. But Orthorexia is real, and it’s insidious because it’s a cover for “healthy eating.” It raises my…

Liked activated how ? Do they have wonder twin powers now ? How do you activate a cashew.

I lost it at “activated cashews.”

Does it count as sprouted if things have grown on it?

But was it an activated slice of pizza? Had it been sprouted?

One time I found a reeses cup crushed under my mattress and I ate it. It was good.

The only actual foods she ate were the cacao chocolate, almond milk, and zucchini. Everything else was stuff you add to food or make tea out of, but not food.

Poor lentils don’t deserve to be dragged into this. Lentils are food; brain dust is not.

#liveyourbestlife

Yesterday I ate a piece of halloumi that had fallen between the grill bars I don't know how long ago. It was a new low, even for me.

to be fair though, raw cacao *IS* pretty tasty and bad ass

At least lentils are a recognizable food stuff I know how to cooK! Nothing she mentioned I can identify as food I have eaten

And like...there was very little protein among all the weird shit she mostly just drank. The zucchini noodle meal sounded like a perfectly reasonable and normal vegan meal, but all that other crap she fermented and mixed together and spiked with other weird crap...no.

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

I mean...good for her if this is working for her. But it seems pretty freaking disordered to me. I mean...none of this stuff is delicious, maybe with the exception of the zucchini noodles.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.