How could anyone not love a creature who makes faces like this?^^^

One time I was coming out of a store looking at a receipt. I got into the passenger seat of my date’s black truck. He was talking to someone in the truck next to him and starts to back up without glancing over. He looks over. I look up. I scream. He says “Lady, I think you made a mistake”.

That’s my first and only real reaction. “Huh, drunk/high dude crashes wedding. Huh, three officers? That’s a lot. Oh, he bit a dude? Huh. HE BIT THE FUCKING DOG?!? That fucking monster! How dare he?!?”

It’s pretty great, the only downside is that no one really “gets” it when you’re growing up. I remember being in an English class in high school and our teacher asked the class if we thought atheists could raise moral children, and I think just about everyone was like “duh, no, without god/bible/afterlife, why would…

Me too since no actual licenced medical doctor would sign such false certificates. It is physically and medically IMPOSSIBLE to tell if someone is a virgin.

I’d prefer a Tom Waits curriculum. We’d all smoke cigs and mumble about stuff.

There’s that. All those were excellent points.

“I have assisted women in labor who have “intact”, stretchy hymens, and even seen babies born over that hymen twice.”

OMG—the Virgin Mary suddenly seems like a possibility...

Take away his or her board certification. Do a quack thing, you’re a quack.

Hymena! Hymena!

Obligatory women’s health nurse post.

I take that as a compliment coming from you. Make of that what you will.

*sounds conch horn*

Rottis are such big love bugs. My baby got out one day as well, and decided to head over to our neighbours house where he was hanging out in the garage. After frantic moments of searching for her around our property, I finally see this big goof trotting up our driveway with that stupid rotti smile on her face, and our…

My Good Charlotte is a Rottie/Black Lab mix- she looks like a Rottie with a slightly longer nose- super sweet girlie, loves car rides, giving hugs and consuming things that include basketballs, aluminum cans, peanut butter jars and more. (Cat food in the pull tab cans are also an easy snack for her- she just chews it…

Assaulting a police dog counts as assaulting a police officer in most jurisdictions, so dude will be looking at several counts of that.

Yeah, he's basically the luckiest man alive. Attacking the handler and the police dog without getting your arm torn to shreds is pretty much a miracle. Those dogs don’t mess around.

I’d be pissed if someone ruined my wedding, but if they bit my dog I’d punch them in the fucking face.

What the hell? The police dog probably bit the officer in his way of saying this whole thing was stupid and here’s his two weeks.

Poor puppy!!!!