I love this, especially because “walking anus” made me LOL.

PEDANTIC NATURE NERD HOUR:
Those aren’t ostriches, they are rheas, a relative of ostriches (called ratites) found in South America. Much smaller than ostriches. #thisiswhyIgetinvitedtopartiesright?

Rheas, actually! Relatives of ostriches that are found in South America.

Those are rheas, relatives of ostriches and emus and the like, and the only birds of this type found in South America!

Here’s one with some Humboldt Penguins from my local and beloved Woodland Park Zoo!

I’d love to see more little baby kitty wittys like, or puppies, or any other pets become a standard thing in work enviromnents (though there’s some respect to be held with those who have allergies/fears/etc.).

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
One of my greatest fears as a kid was stepping barefoot on a slimy slug. Since I’m in the Northwest and their population seems to be 10 x greater than the people here, I’d say that was reasonable.
That said, the other week I was at a friends’…

3. Your friends and relatives are likely happy to celebrate your wedding/new child, but they are not piggy banks and it is kind of [Edit: VERY!] selfish to treat them that way. You shouldn’t be shaking them down for money.

Carl and I say, very emphatically:

That was so beautiful. Thanks for the share!
Now I want meat...

=) <3

First off, you and your wife look lovely and adorable, and that them cakes is purty too!
Second, as a long time Beatles listener since I was wee one, which song did you play (3 times)?!

I will do to this what Patrick here does to Krabby Patties:

WATERFALLS ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

RIGHT?! THIS IS TORTURE! I want all of these delishees to go in my face this instant, and I’m not even high! (Though lordy if I was, hoo boy, no one could stop me.)

Yes yes YAASSSSSS keep the teensy baby-Gods coming, such Divine Grace allows me to forget the stupid bad brain feelings even for like 2 seconds. Glory to He Who Is Fucking Tiny And fuzzy!

I’ve been needing a reason to finally visit NYC from across the country, this might do the trick! Can I bring booze? This worship WILL involve drinking some Holy Spirits, right?

Dat “Little April Showers” Cover Soundtrack tho.
Also C’MERE YOU LITTLE DEER I NEED TO LOVE YOU.

Oh Wallace. You know what’s up. =)

Hello little baby squishy adorable pygmy teeny tiny hippo! I’m having a shitty-ass depression-laden week, despite the gorgeous sunshine which I would genuinely love if it weren’t for the goddamn depression, and I really reeeeeeeally need this little baby booboo in my life right now, forever.