Here’s a good tweet:

Darren Rovell is Kellyanne Conway without the charisma or good looks

This may explain why half the pictures on his Instagram are fax cover pages.

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

Am I missing something in the incessant usage of “Lago Salado”, or is this yet another shot at MLS

Fuck you, Haisley. I think that I speak for us all when I say, “I’d rather be with a dying dog than to spend one more minute in Salt Lake City.”

I’m gonna take it and make the Browns have TWO wins.

I’m gonna take it and make the Browns have TWO wins.

Curt Schilling is a person of very low character who deserves all of the scorn society can heap on him. But he should also be in the Hall of Fame.

You can only hold empty “he had giant biceps, he must’ve been juicing” allegations against an otherwise Hall of Famer for so long. Career .297/.408/.540/.948, 449 HRs (played in his prime in the Astrodome, which is no Minute Maid), 209 SBs, 9 seasons of 100+ runs and 30+ HRs, and despite his reputation, was very…

Here’s the thing about Bagwell, people have spent a lot of timing intimating that he was on performance enhancers, but he never showed up on any reports like a Clemens or Bonds.

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Yes, very surprising McAllister wasn’t mentally prepared for his qb to throw the ball 25 yards behind line of scrimmage.