“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

Michigan would have won the championship 59 to 62.

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

Looks like you started it at 2:59.

Like most injured Dolphins, they will probably just can him.

I’m predicting that next week’s Browns vs. Bills matchup is the first game in NFL history where the final score is 1-0.

McAdoo seems to have let the team interpret the video on their own.

$10 can of Budweiser America beer?

But...but...how else will we know we live in America?

Can we just stop the anthem at sporting events? I mean maybe championship games or something but come on. It’s so stupid. Plus I would love to see the outpouring of vitriol from people who truly do base their lives on the anthem, and hold it sacrosanct.

Oh shit I think Killary took Subby5000 out mid-post y’all.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha

Don’t forget another can of WD-40

Dude looks like James Hatfield’s brother who got into Dane Cook cosplay for some reason.

I worked at Borders right before karma orchestrated its collapse, and it had the worst corporate structure ever. The managers lived like gods while the plebes on the floor scratched by on $6.80 an hour (plus tips in the cafe) and a 30 hour work schedule to keep you from qualifying for benefits.

It was also great to just be able to browse books, without knowing which one you wanted. Nearly all of the book purchases I made in the first, oh 25 years of my life came as the result of finishing a book, going “Dang, I need something to read,” going to the local bookstore (sometimes because I worked there), and brows…

It was great to hear about a book you were interested in, drive around the corner to a Borders or Barnes and Noble, and then be able to actually starting reading it within an hour. I’ll never understand how ordering it online and getting it five days later somehow became universally regarded as more efficient.

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.