News flash: American’s top youth athletes play a variety other sports other than soccer. That’s not going to change any time soon.

They managed to assemble 40 of the most unathletic kids in the area. More likely the kids of executives from sponsoring companies. The way these things always work

Take note, no matter the size of the wall, it doesn’t keep inventive Spanish-speakers from reaching their goal.

“America’s weak shins discovered when Arturo Vidal breaks 40 legs”

Perhaps they should just move Rick Ankiel Jr. to the outfield now and save him some embarrassment.

Porto qualified for the CL group stage by hammering Roma.

Since 2012-13, the first season in which Italy’s Champions League allocation was reduced from 4 to 3, Italy has sent a 3 team contingent to the group stage once in five years. Portugal has sent a 3 team contingent in three of those five seasons, twice…

“when being born on your block meant you rooted for Arsenal while the kid across the street’s address consigned him to Tottenham fandom; when provincialism was the game’s sole guiding principle—Soccer was Soccer.”

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

Let me guess why rating are down:
1) Events are never live; when the Vancouver winter games were on all of us on the west coast were stuck with a 3-hour delay even though it’s located in the SAME FUCKING TIMEZONE!! Would they do a time delay for the Super Bowl?
2) Only show the traditional events (track/field, running,…

To be fair, NBC doesn’t even consider the Olympics to be a sporting event.

Goodell really just wants Dennis Miller back.

To be fair, I don’t think there are as many patriot haters who were carrying Goodells water on Ballghazi as there were patriot haters who hated Goodell for putting us in a situation where we had to side with Tom Brady

High on the truth

Thanks, Mom.