I’m one of them. Does a bullet come out of it? Ban it. Not worth the human toll. Find a different hobby. If you’re one of those nuts that thinks the gubmint is coming, get some therapy or move to Bikini Island or something.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

I’m glad this is being corrected- the myth of illness as inspiration, not the ear thing- because it’s a cruel lie. He was not propelled to genius by his illness. He was an artistic genius who was severely hampered in his life and art due to his illness, who suffered to death from his illness. There’s nothing romantic…

If a guy calls a girl a slut guys have no problem believing him. But if 40 women accuse a guy of being a sexual predator people still don’t believe them.

So confused by Reese’s tweet! My brain could not compute that it was two different people. It wanted to believe it was two side by side images of Young Reese and Slightly Less Young Reese.

“How dare crooked criminal Hilary Clinton adopt a policy proposal modified from that of the candidate I supported! DOES SHE THINK SHE CAN BUY OUR VOTES THROUGH ACTUALLY MAYBE ENACTING THE POLICIES WE REALLY REALLY WANT?!?!” - how you are about to sound, probably, so maybe don’t.

OR, and this might be crazy, but MAYBE we could treat food like nourishment instead of some weird moral medicine.

Also low-fat salad dressings and “mayonnaise.” WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

FUCK ALL LOW FAT DAIRY!!

Ahem. Popcorn covered in salt and butter, not fine.: the necessary ingredient that makes life worth living.

In fairness, it seems that foods will either kill you or save your life at random times: eggs, butter, wine, chocolate, etc.

Yeah, it’s mega irksome, and I’ve started calling people on it. Yesterday I more or less posted, well, of course you have the luxury of not seeing a difference- you’re white as milk. I’m hoping I hurt some feelings, because, fuck them.

A few friends of mine continuously post on FB about basically how the choice this year is between a turd sandwich and a giant douche. I really don’t understand it; To compare her as being “no better” than Trump or an asteroid is ridiculous. She’s an incredibly well seasoned pro-corporate centrist, with liberal…

Oh I CANNOT WAIT to see how incredible she will look on that red carpet!

Yes. And anything . . . ANYTHING indicating poor judgement in crisis situations (violence against others, stupid drunk stuff, etc.) that results in authorities (police, hospital, FD) being necessary in order to deal with the threat you pose to others should mean the license is yanked immediately. No take-backs. The…

When we got our CCLs, the extent of the investigation of our mental stability consisted of us checking a box next to “yes” or “no” in response to a question about whether we’d ever had . . . I can’t remember how it was worded . . . psychological problems, basically.

The thing I’ve never understood about the gun rights advocates is their unwillingness to attempt to address or find solutions for the problem of gun violence that most threatens their ownership of firearms.

Buh... buh our freedums!

the woman called ADT Security to have a system installed. During the installation, she went into her bedroom to get her cellphone, and the phone was gone.