STOP! You can’t write the rules down! They must be vague, arbitrary, and specific to every different situation, location, and denomination so that when a girl or woman inevitably puts a foot wrong, the people in charge can say “It’s not our fault you didn’t know your outfit would outrage the old folks/distract the…

Then you haven’t been to a wedding of socially/politically connected people. There were 450 people. You don’t seat the Senator of NY in the back. BTW, the wedding was in 2005, not 2007; and Bill Clinton attended the reception, not the ceremony.

California, California, California!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Gasp. Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Yeah, ‘cuz everyone who attends a wedding is a “bestie”. Guessing you haven’t been invited to many?

The problem with Austin traffic was the liberals at first. They thought that if they didn’t build the roads the people wouldn’t come (they were wrong). Then the problem became the suburbs around Austin quickly filled with people decidedly not liberal and we got huge interference from non-liberal state-legislators…

Oh my goodness Austin is soooooo horrible for asking Uber and Lyft for doing the exact same fingerprinting as their pedicabs and horse carriages do. You know those pedicabs that operate on such low margins and use college kids but can still do them and find talent. Yet a mutli-billion corporation that doesn’t pay the…

Yes yes and all that, but here’s the deal with the rail lines. It wasn’t a rejection of rail lines, it was a rejection of spending $1B to build 5 stops of a rail line in an area that didn’t have a traffic problem. The facts are a bit skewed on this.

Screw Uber and Lyft and their anti-labor, regulation-avoiding, buzzword-spewing asses.

we like co-opting cultures

Getting fingerprinted isn’t difficult at all! Uber and Left made the city of Austin spend $640,000 to host an election on a non-standard election day. Then they spent $8 million ad bombing the city which definitely sketched out this Austinite. Bonus! They were never forced out of Austin! Their ad campaign hinged on…

Yes, it does. I live in an old neighborhood in Austin, just north of UT. The houses in this area were almost all built in the 20's (Hyde Park/North University). Pemberton, Old West Enfield and Judge’s Hill are also neighborhoods filled with older houses.

OK, it took me a long time to get it, but I see it now that they really are cute together. I’m happy for her, she got away from that creep Tom Cruise and found happiness. You just never know who will end up being your lobster. You go, crazy kids.

And she looks more beautiful without her makeup.

Ugh, I hope no Alex. Alex is horrible and boring.

The first pairing is Ion Tiriac and Roger Federer

Shocked! Shocked, I say!

Hmmmm. A J.J. Abrams show with elements that may or may not be supernatural, and absolutely no one has any idea what it adds up to or where it’s going?

I’ve never used it, but I recognize that it’s a safer and often more effective treatment for pain and some other conditions.

As someone who had raging resting angry face as a child, I feel ya, Caroline. I feel ya so hard. You are adorable and dignified and one day you’ll use that glare to instantly wither asshole high school classmates, gross men in bars and anyone else who gets in your way.

I’m just sayin’