This seems like a good time for a quick PSA: If you’re checking luggage, always pack your daily/important medications in your carry-on.

Let me explain some simple physics to you, friend.

Exactly.

This is why stigmatizing abortion and reducing access needs to stop.

As someone from Waller County, calling it the most racist town in the state is a little hyperbolic. Especially in the same state as Vidor.

I tried this coffee once at the urging of someone who shall remain nameless (my wife Cassie). It was like an enema for the mouth. And not in a homeopathic, cleansing way.

Throw some powdered sugar in there and you’ve got cake frosting.

it’s a drink composed of coffee, unsalted butter, and coconut oil extract.

Wiser words were never spoken.

A magnificent article like this, deserves a Douglas Adams quote. “Space is big, like reall.....

I could never stomach those sweet Smirnoff Ice drinks, even when I drank, but I was reading about alcohol marketing and those drinks are basically designed to attach you to a Smirnoff band as a young person. Then you graduate to flavored alcohols, then to “real alcohols”. Marketers actually study this stuff. It makes…

I’m going to be a debbie downer, because I’m old and cranky and sober, but a lot of flavored alcohols are marketed to young drinkers because they are easier to stomach. Then the hope is they will graduate to more expensive alcohols. Alcohol marketing is actually quite predatory.

Often the flavored ones are lower proof, so the burn is lessened to that extent. For example, Fireball is 33% as opposed to the usual 40% for most mass-produced liquors. Also, the fuck tons of sugar help.

It’s a salt cellar! Great for kosher salt!

I try not to keep useless stuff in my kitchen, but I do have a large hand painted ceramic bowl that I want to trash. Except I can’t because my grandmother COMMISSIONED the damn thing for me. It has SPRINGER SPANIELS painted on it. One of which is sitting in an easy chair reading a law book.

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

Dosage is what makes something toxic. Period.

From the rest of us: thank you.

Unfortunately, my bff is one of those people who thinks that since children are a part of society, it is society’s job to put up with them in all public spaces, even if they are little assholes. I vehemently disagree. I don’t think my time out at a restaurant should be used as a teaching moment for somebody’s little…