You need to start a magazine.

Sooner than you think. I got mine in my mid-forties. It was a bit of a shock. As in immediately calling a friend to say, "Jesus! I just got my first grey pubic hair."

Well, at the time, she was ridiculed for wanting to better herself intellectually. I think she was quite bright, but poorly educated. And I hate the contempt people have for her — she was smart enough to create a persona that has survived well past her death. That isn't the work of a stupid person.

Or Anne Wilson singing the shit out of "Stairway to Heaven" in that same show. Go to the 15 minute mark.

Well, my wedding dress cost less than yours. It was a little more than I could afford at the time — and my parents didn't pay a dime for my wedding.

Sooooooo, when you bought yours, you were covered with privilege, right? But by donating it after your marriage it went south somehow makes your behavior superior to hers. Lovely.

Her dress. She can do with it what she likes.

Mr. rottenkitty once said to me with great indignation, "You destroyed me! I have to have clean fluffy towels now." So, progress.

I'm still at home. And really, I'm very lucky. Mr. rottenkitty never gives me shit when the house is a mess. He's pretty laid back about it. I put more pressure on myself than he does to keep up with all those roles. (Social, household, financial, gardening, and so on.)

I was the stay-at-home person in our relationship. Believe me, mr. rottenkitty never had to think about anything but his career. I don't mind that because that's what we worked out. However, unlike mr. rottenkitty, I never get to retire from my job. I'll be cooking and cleaning, doing the bills, dealing with all…

I couldn't agree with you more. She was a health menace who apparently didn't care she was infecting people even after it was proven she was a carrier.

I'm pretty sure I'm still looking like this...

Yep. That was basically my point. Well said!

Sounds like overreach to me. But like I said, if they're really Christians they should be more forgiving. Right?

Unless he lives somewhere with some kind of homeowners association, if he owns the property, he can pretty much do with it what he wants. Also, if these people want to be real Christians, then maybe they should forgive.

That's what mr. rottenkitty1958 were going to do, but I decided to make beef stew instead. Chinese on Friday. There's nothing I like better than not doing Christmas on Christmas.

As someone who's been married for 27 years, let me say that a lot depends on the temperament of the parties involved and what familial baggage gets dragged along. Despite hating the argumentative and obnoxious way his family communicates, Mr. rottenkitty1958 is the same way. For a long time he had no idea he was. …

Xanax with a brandy chaser. Also, bring brochures for Botox and Viagra and hand them out when the passive-aggressive shit about your weight starts.

I'd go for rum with a chaser of heroin. Bon apetite!

I do not in any way shape or form disbelieve these women. I daresay these memories have been with them ever since they were raped. Even if they put a different word on it, they knew something terrible had happened to them.