Victoria's Secret is horrible. Their lingerie is shoddy and the "fitting" you get at their stores is a joke. And their commercials are cringe-worthy. Sheesh.

I couldn't agree more. I have an alcoholic cousin and no amount of intervention can stop him from drinking. He's literally drinking himself to death. (And yes, I know how to use literally.) He's lost his eyesight, his ability to work, had to have most of his teeth replaced (he smokes, too), the list goes on.

Not to mention that a lot of these fake feminists, such as Anita, have been using this as an opportunity to attack gaming as a whole. They claim that misogyny is the spirit of the entire industry, which is an outright slap in the face to any gamer, whether they align themselves with GamerGate or not. Personally, I…

Except that that is hard when GamerGate is a movement that I started myself. Who's to say that the gaming press won't try to make everything think that our renamed movement is about 'misogyny' as well?

It was 1918, but it was a motherfucker.

And their momma's heart, too. (I'm assuming you're from the south, as am I, and will get this.)

You're dad is right about over-tipping breakfast servers. It's as difficult as other meals (sometimes more so) and the meal amount is almost always small. If you're just getting coffee, overtip. You're not just paying for coffee, you're paying for the real estate.

He's no journalist. He's a pundit. Alos, a total douche.

I live in Austin, too. ACL is going on, no ebola panic, no masks.

My approach is to pay the server for their time. And let them know that's what I'm going to do. At one breakfast place I asked the waitress if she would be okay getting a $40 tip while I used her booth to do some work. (I got into town early and my friends weren't up at that hour.) I was there for an hour and a half.…

Can I be Treasurer?

I couldn't agree more. Cribbing is one thing, wholesale ripping off is another. How anyone could expect a good movie from the books is baffling.

Van Helsing is hilarious. I laughed so hard I fell off my seat. Fail, yes, but hilarious fail.

Me, too! I have a tiara board!

I need you as a friend. Right now. Also, having a bad year, so just sayin'.

Mr. rottenkitty asked me to move to a cold midwest small town. (We were living in Austin at the time.) I said, "Not unless you marry me." "Okay," he said. That was 30 years ago. (He gave me an engagement ring his friend insisted he buy — it was 1/4 carat because that's what he could afford. I was thrilled. I…

American Gothic. One season, loads of weird creepy shit and it had a Southern gothic sensibility.

But they were part of this dude's life because he was ordering them. Big difference.

You could say that about damn near everything. Egg are just as good as anything to judge on.

Selfie is Pygmalion updated.