I have so many sighs about your post.

I can't believe that only a single character on this show thought, "He's a bit, odd isn't he? Perfection in attire, cooks, and has that fabulous accent. Preternatural ability to detect aromas and he's psychiatrist every person we know in a fifty mile radius. I think it seems a little wonky."

My favorite comment was the one where the poster made the trenchant point that wearing a fedora might seem retro and hipstery, but when fedoras were common headwear, you didn't wear them indoors because that was ill-mannered.

You know, I know that I will never have legs like that. And that's okay with me because I admire the dedication she's put in to her art.

I consider the pinning of clothes on mannequins and models the devil's work. How many things have I had to ship back because the actual fit had nothing to do with the reality of the garment.

Spoken like a true gentleman. (Seriously, no sarcasm intended.)

I'm gonna disagree with you here, but commenters down thread have been saying things like, "I don't want hair in my nose when I'm going down on someone." For quite sometime now, men have managed to go down on women without being big babies about bush.

This is simple manners.

Maybe she did have a consenting sexual relationship, but what occurred to me first was maybe she was raped. And that's why she didn't want tell anyone. Shame, shock, worry about being judged.

Jezebel thanks for the concern trolling about Dunham's figure and the pearl clutching about the minor alterations. (Jesus fuck, please don't look at any photography since the beginning of photography. I'm certain it'd give y'all an aneurism.)

Oh, bullshit. Here are but a few examples of the fact that there was plenty of photo manipulation long before photoshop. In fact, there's been photo manipulation since the beginning of photography.

And how about the fact that she's never standing straight at any events she attends? This isn't some diabolical plot. It's correcting posture. And yes, your mother was right, stand up straight.

Add in tipsy and wearing gigantic ball gowns to get through the 18" they allow between tables — and also getting around all those other ballgowns.

Because she was seated in bum-fuck Egypt and thought she had no chance of winning, so why not get hammered on the free booze.

This drives me crazy, too. I've never seen her wear a well-fitted dress and this one is an especially egregious in that department. (If she'd stop slumping some of those wouldn't be quite as bad.) And I truly loathe the color which I think makes her look sallow. (Okay, I don't like yellow in general.)

"The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" one of Heinlein's juveniles.

And this is why chimps aren't the cute little animals who we can dress up and why they shouldn't be kept as pets. They grow up to be incredibly strong, vicious, assholes. So, yeah, just about like us.

Please, enlighten us poor low-brows on what "intellectual aspect" his work has. I, for one, am waiting with baited breath.

Pirating and plagiarism are two different things. Pirating is taking the original in its whole form and passing it off for sale as the original video game or film. They're not trying to say they made the game or film, they're pretending to be a sanctioned version of the game or film.

I kept writing posts that said this very thing well, and then not posting them because they sucked. But you said it perfectly. You win the internets today.