Couldn't agree more. This was criminal.

Yeah, my sister decided on a destination wedding — in Portugal. My other siblings couldn't afford to go, and I decided not to go because I found it such a bratty exercise. Oh, the corker: The wedding wasn't legal — so they had to get married at the JP after they got back to the US. And lest you think me heartless…

I'm with you on the no-Mom jeans train. As a very short waisted person, they do me no favors — also, they're very uncomfortable.

What a useless little turd.

I kinda love you right now. But only because I wrote a post similar to yours, and couldn't make it sarcastic enough. Well-played.

And fuck people who wonder why the city is on lockdown while they're trying to find dudes with bombs and guns running amok. Because there's no public safety issue there at all. I mean fuck that all to fucking hell.

I don't think she's deranged. I think she's just a run-of-the-mill asshole.

Oh splendid, the utterly predictable "cupcakes suck" backlash story. Jesus, it's pastry. And I refuse to allow delicious icing delivery devices be besmirched in this way. If you don't like cupcakes, go eat a cruller. Or a donut. I'd suggest petit fours, but that might be too twee and cupcake-similar.

Well, that's where it got started.

Yes, it had moments, but so uneven and in the end so nonsensical.

I loved this show as well. Was it uneven at times, yes, but when it hit, it was terrific.

It's called confirmation bias. Everyone does it, but conspiracy theory folks have really embraced it wholeheartedly.

Here's the thing, he's so stunning I've decided he's really an alien. So, I'm just studying him on a purely anthropological level. /shutup

She was scapegoated in no small part due to her vocal support of Democrats.

She's slightly asymmetrical. And when she smiles, it's accentuated. So, she's gorgeous, but just a hint off kilter. I think she's divine.

My sense, I read the book when it came out so my memory might be crap, was that as she gained confidence and stood up for herself, she blossomed. And indeed that very trembling blossoming fragility is what is shattered at prom. But like I said, it was a long time ago.

Word.

Because you're curtailing their privilege — their privilege to comments on your appearance at any moment it pops into their dudbro heads. Because as the object of their gaze, you should be happy that your appearance meets with their approval. See, otherwise they'd actually have to treat you with something resembling…

Thank you. I got into a whole thing with a jerk over at Gawker. (I know. I know.) Who just couldn't get that there was a time and a place of this sort of remark and a professional setting wasn't that. (I even gave examples of when, in the course of a work day, one might make a complement.) And he had a meltdown.…