Oh, you big liar. There fixed your problem for you.

His children deserve the education HE and MICHELLE decide they should have according to their means. And it really is none of any of our fucking business.

He has a tattoo?

It's like the "99 Barrels of Beer song. But with tea bags.

I'm not at all surprised by this. If a dude had had the lists of TV hits Rhimes has, they would be throwing money at him to produce whatever he wanted. Honestly, it's annoying as hell. She produces shows that are compelling to women. If you look at the demographics for "Scandal," it's women who are keeping it…

Old white woman here — I love "Scandal" and think "Girls" is pretty crap. Sure, "Scandal" is over-the-top, but so is most of network drama programming. I have a huge girl crush on Kerry Washington. (Also, I want absolutely everything she wears. There's a wonderful short on Hulu about the costuming on "Scandal.")

Who the hell thinks tea made from 100 tea bags is a good idea? At what point do you cross that Rubicon? When do you say, "Fuck it! If fifty mades me speedy, what'll a hundred do?" How does that creep up on one? So many question...

Thank you so very much! I also think the "what about false accusations" pearl-clutching comes from the same place. If you blame the victim, it takes the onus off the rapist for the horror they've perpetuated. Just imagine a world where rapist were treated with the same kind of contempt we reserve for terrorists and…

Thank you for asking the right question. Not what was up with her, but what was up with him.

I spend a metric crapton on my hair products. Grey hair, plus odd colored hair = temperamental hair. And if rainbow farting kittens makes it cost dear, well so fucking be it. Your hair. Your money.

And I can now think of John Boehner forever more as The Detachable Anus. Which is an upgrade from what I have been thinking of him as.

Please check out "The Queen's Gambit" by Walter Tevis. It's a terrific novel about a female chess master.

I guess I'm the only one who thinks there should be the death penalty for rape? Unlike murder, it kills the victim (they'll will never be the same person again), but leaves them alive to suffer the after affects for the rest of their lives. Fuck these crying little shits. Thanks to the Internet, their case will…

And Brisco County Jr.

If you didn't get nominated for COD for this, you should have!

My withered cooter bows at you. Now there's a mental image. Bwahahahaha!

Okay, I'm older than a lot of the posters here and let me just say that my 50s do not suck. Big reason: no more periods. Oh sure, I have to use estrogen cream to keep the cooter from turning into an atrophied wasteland, but no periods. No PMS. No cramps. No bloating, nausea, no tampons or pads. Did I mention no…

Because titties. Seriously, this makes me furious. Oz was a child's tale, ffs. But you can't have an empowered Dorothy. And it's so important to make sure the dudebro has something to look at.

I've always thought she was horribly overrated.