Well, there's plenty of evidence that the older the father the more likely that his offspring will have schizophrenia, so there's that.

Word. Sans a poopy diaper, there is nothing on earth yummier than baby smell. Sweet baby Jesus, that is some potent shit.

Coca-cola advertises all the time because you have to convince people to pay continue to pay for sugar water. Also, there's a lot of competition for the sugar water market.

I'd be willing to bet that the assistant didn't know she was going to be someone's teddy bear and bunk buddy. And no, I'm not thinking there was a physical relationship. This sounds more like having to attend to the needs of a child than those of an adult.

There's no evidence that the assistant gets all the perks of the super star life. She *is* a perk of the superstar life. Some one who will act as a virtual indentured servant for relatively little money.

Well, he'll always be Little Pug to me. ;)

Would it be too forward if I said that Little Pugs is an awesome name for a child and I sincerely hope that's what you call them?

I doubt there's a benefit package. No matter how cool Chateau Marmont is (and it is pretty snazzy) you, as the assistant, you're probably not going to be hanging out with Angelina and Brad so much as you're going to be fetching whatever for Gaga.

I couldn't agree more. But this sort of thing drives hits — here we are — so the advertisers love it.

Very sad boobs! And also, I don't think their designers realize not all breasts are the same. Gah!

This is so damn true. I haven't shopped there in years because of their crappily trained staff.

I stopped wearing their bras years ago when I discovered two things: First, their bras are not well-made and second, they don't properly train staff to fit their customers. After getting fitted properly, I discovered I was a 32DD not the 36B the VS sales person fitted me as.

You may just be one of those people who are asexual. Like almost everything, sex is a continuum. Or maybe the right flowing locks person just hasn't shown up yet. Thank you for sharing.

I've had two extremely bad bouts, like go to the emergency room, puke on the doctor, heart palpitations, exciting. Now I'm careful about how I move. I know if my neck starts to get tight it'll trigger a bout of it. I also have meds for when it starts up. But like I said, horrible stuff. I hope your mom's better…

There are baby-flavored donuts? This is a thing? 'Cause babies smell better than anything. (I am not kidding here. Babies —sans poopy diapers — smell incredible.)

Yes, because you will never be caught unaware while you own a gun. /eyeroll

Well, it's easier to project than to accept you're responsible for yourself and your behavior. At least that's my theory because I don't get this stuff at. all.

Age. It gets us all. If we're lucky.

Vertigo is the worst. Not that I'd wish it on anyone, but damn, until you've had it, you have no idea how debilitating it is.

Sadly, it's because the gun debate is closer to a religion for some people. And much of the information is received wisdom. And when someone uses dog whistle statements, I just don't bother to answer any more.