God, I love these so much. Just turned a friend on to them — she's a believer now, too. I spent way too much money, but I have one in almost every room. And If you dig out the end of the bullet, you can get months more after the screw up part has gone away. This stuff is the shit.

The year Pete Townsend was the keynote speaker for SXSW, MR. rottenkitty and I got to go to reception where he spoke. Got to meet him and he was just delightful. That said, having lived in Austin for the last thirty years, I can attest that SXSW is too big now and a nightmare for those of us living in the central…

You should have reported him immediately to the fight crew. Get his ass bumped off the damn flight.

Honestly, how the hell does he put up with all the bullshit? I can't remember a single time he even looked nonplussed. My God, I would have smacked soooo many people, starting with that "You lie" asshole. ("Just a second, I need to bitch slap someone. We'll continue the State of the Union in a minute.)

Oh, you're applying that icky logic to this situation. Lady sex is scary and dangerous and rational thought has no place when discussing it. Besides, if the right can distract everyone with sex, they'll stop noticing that the GOP candidates are terrifying dipshits and that the economy is actually getting better.

I heart you and I agree. What a fucking famewhore. No reputable doctor would make this sort of diagnosis. I really loathe him. He's just so unctuous.

I couldn't agree more. It's ludicrous that we can't say, she's damn lucky she got out fast. And as fellow traveller in the familial abuse trip, I send you a big hug.

If Nathan Fillion weren't already my secret spouse, I would totally secretly marry you for this post.

I loathe "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and love "Community." Mr. Rottenkitty loves CYE and doesn't get "Community." It's nice that we all don't have to like the same thing. I just wish "Community" was on a non-network channel where it didn't have to pull network numbers.

What drives me even more batshit are the people who persist in saying epically stupid shit like, "Atheism is just another religion." No, you knuckle-dragging troglodyte, it really isn't. And that's why religion is always on platter according to me.

I watch The Voice and I don't think he's a dick at all. (And at least he isn't creepily oogling the female contestants — I'm looking at you Cee Lo.) This season it's obvious that they told the judges to ramp up the "conflict." I think Blake Shelton comes across as a complete phony. But Adam has a damn good ear. …

This!

Oh fuck, I think I just blew creme soda put of my nose. The Ray Charles-Sukkot War of '73. I remember it well.

Uhm, she's amazing in that role. And, bonus, she sings the shit out of it, too. And she stole the movie from Beyonce — of course, I think she had the juicier role. So, yeah, she totally deserved her win.

I believe you've accurately assessed the situation.

Your second paragraph about telling women to smile, you are so right. I can't tell you how much I fucking hate this shit. I'm not here to smile for you, asshole.

Woot! No post-death Mormon conversion for the rottenkitty!

I heart this comment so much. For many people, libraries are how they have access to the world books.

Sweet baby Jesus, you have now put the image of Newt Gingrich's balls in my head. Not enough Clorox in the world....

Okay, mortuary photography from the 19th century is a different animal from covertly obtained pics of a dead celebrity. Often the images of the dead in mortuary photos were the only image loved ones had of the deceased. And as childhood mortality was so great during that time period, many parents had only a mortuary…