Uhm, maybe the reason these dipsh*its are in such a tizzy over you non-married status are that they've discovered that the marriage pot o' gold isn't as awesome as they've been sold and misery loves company.

Oh f*ck. When I heard about Don Cornelius, I didn't know he'd committed suicide. How heartbreaking that his physical pain was so great it couldn't be treated. I loved Soul Train when I was in high school — this was in the 70s mind you. (Don't make me tell you about those turnips on my belt.) Great music, great…

I've named this the Joss Whedon episode of "Downton Abbey." You cry the entire episode and can't wait to do it again next week.

Jesus, I love cat videos as much as the next gal, but no, just no. That cat looks miserable and pissed. And you can tell he's not wild about that backwards cap.

It's just the same old victim-blaming bullshit. As if it's only serious if a "nice" girl gets hit.

I think Madonna is channeling Mae West here. But a Myra Breckenridge-era Mae West.

Well, you should start being nicer to you! But I'm also better at giving advice to others than taking it myself.

Certain antidepressants can indeed repress sexual desire, you should talk to your doctor about a depressed libido. Also, my experience is that if you don't have someone who is giving you what you need emotionally, it's tough to feel sexual. (But I'm also old as dirt.) I'm not so sure about whether BC pills can cause…

As someone who loses their appetite when under stress, I really feel for her. And if she's compounding that with whatever else, it's just damned depressing. She just looks so brittle now. And BrazenHussy, you are so right about how unkind middle age is to women — of all walks of life. Pity we don't have a more…

Damn, if you think Clooney has a potty mouth, the rottenkitty never wants you to overhear one of her phone conversation. Fuck me.

So?

And that just makes it all the more heartbreaking. And that it's so isolating and hidden also makes me sad. I wonder if anyone knew, could they have made a difference.

Good god. This is tragic. It does make you want to shake her and say, "For the love of Mike, you're pooping into bags! Shit is covering EVERYTHING! Are you nuts?" And of course, she's not well. But when they have pets, too, it just lays me out.

This. Why would anyone be trying to eat less chocolate? Honestly, I think these kind of stories are just here to piss us off.

I call shenanigans. Unless she's drinking the blood of small children.

I cannot heart you more! Yes, she is a brat. And sadly, this will follow her forever. Thank you Interwebs!

I'm ashamed that I kinda feel like smacking her. Ah, the smug, self-satisfied conviction of a teenager. Nothing in the world like it. And I never buy GS cookies because Mr. rottenkitty always does at work. Hordes of GS show up there like swallows returning to Capistrano.

>>But it only takes one person on the bus who doesn't to make you wish you had a snorkel with a hose running to a pristine alpine glacier.<<

I must heart you. Again and again. At least that's what my panties are saying.

She is self-deprecating and genuinely nice. That's Kryptonite to the fashion snark police.