Everything about gacha games is bullshit.

Anyone who looked at the lack of details they were giving about this, and looked at the general lack of expected features in Sword and Shield, and somehow thought it wasn’t going to be trash, needs their head examined. 

You’d just be hungry again an hour later.

Shocking.

Anyone still playing Destiny after they shat all over it after Forsaken is broken, and that includes you, person reading this and getting pissy.

This is one of the reasons Destiny is bad. Puzzles like this are designed to get people talking rather than playing. The vast majority of the people who play Destiny have absolutely no hope of contributing anything to this. Just the handful of savants who have the time and energy to devote to something like this. They…

Is it just me or has the number of annoying ad posts gone up since Jim Goatfucker’s regime started?

Is it just me or has the number of annoying ad posts gone up since Jim Goatfucker’s regime started?

Yeah, the really impressive thing is when someone just beats Ocarina of Time normally.

After how surprising a lot of the Smash DLC has been up until now (including the DLC for the last game), it’s kind of disappointing to have Yet Another Fire Emblem Character. At least he’s not another Marth clone and he only uses a sword for a few of his attacks, like Ganondorf. He hardly counts as a sword user.

“lol Jason delay gaem lol” is a strong contender for the most tired meme still going in 2020.

No, you see, it’s German, for “The Feminazi The”

I’m going to miss this website. I hope Tim and Jason are getting ahead of Kotaku’s impending destruction and looking for better jobs.

So you didn’t think Sword and Shield were finished games?

Buying original and updated versions of past games still cost less than buying this half-assed game and its DLC.

If the base game had enough content (not even counting the Pokedex cut) for it to be anywhere near on par with the previous Pokemon games, maybe this DLC would feel like less of a cash grab. They’re adding new stories? Cool, because Sword and Shield don’t have one already.

No.

It’s the best selling fighting game of all time. I think they’ll be all right.

You couldn’t play as a female character in that game because you only ever played as Arno, whether you were playing multiplayer or not. It was only a story because some PR drone idiot pulled a fake reason for no female playable characters out of his ass and hopefully got fired for it because it made the discourse…

I think if I was playing a game I needed to adulterate like that to turn it into something I wanted to play, I’d probably play something else and not worry about it.

Great year for games if none of them even hit the bottom third of the review score scale.