GameFreak isn’t lazy. GameFreak is cheap. 

I just finished it and I can’t believe the B plot happens almost entirely to other characters off screen, there’s no “dungeon” type areas, including no Victory Road, and instead of an Elite Four they just make you fight your rivals and half the gym leaders again. It’s like in Sun and Moon when they cut a bunch of the…

Maybe someday someone will invent matchmaking. 

Kind of extremely over this regular exchange between nerds and nerd media.

No.

I hate that idiotic Kotaku article for making it sound like the game is bad before you can build cars or whatever, because it’s not.

Scorbunny’s a jackass

If they expect me to pay for Anthem a second time so it will be good now, they are in for some disappointment. 

You all earned this by buying Bethesda’s shitty broken games by the million ever time and teaching them that they can get away with anything they want.

Nor am I surprised that a tougher set of American criticisms is met with the unfair (mostly) assertion that European sensibilities are more artistically refined.

I’ll take that over every single Steam review.

You don’t want a subplot where Blaze the Cat and Cream the Rabbit are off melting robots and shit? Because I want that more than anything.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks was one of my favourite movies when I was a kid but I haven’t seen it since I was like 8 years old so I will be giving that a watch for sure. If Disney+ ever loads.

I’ve generally been accepting of Pokemon games just being the same basic thing with a few mostly-temporary new features, but if the series is actually going to be even less than that from now on if Sword and Shield don’t underperform, then I really hope people don’t buy into it.

Considering that the VGAs nominated Star Wars: Battlefront for Game of the Year before it was out, I don’t think the VGAs give a whole lot of shits about appearing unbiased.

You haven’t played Death Stranding.

Christ, you’re an idiot.

No you didn’t.

Anyone who doesn’t understand why you’d want to stand up after sitting in the world’s worst seat for 5 hours is a midget. 

Those missions were completely optional.