Roto13

9/27/19

Rockstar’s not interested in making new content they can’t use as a marketplace for microtransactions.

9/27/19

The music still sucks on Switch. The MIDI was never the problem. The compositions are the problem. They’re grating and repetitive and terrible.

9/25/19

*looks at phone*

9/25/19

By the time you get another character to Mayhem 3, Zane will probably be buffed.

9/25/19

It’s really disappointing that Nintendo’s mobile games keep being f2p bullshit.

9/24/19

This is the officially released cover art. It’s pretty clear that this is entirely what they plan to put on the cover.

9/24/19

It’s absolutely nothing like Final Fantast XIII, which is not at all an episodic game. The entire store of XIII is in XIII. The other games are sequels. Only a tiny part of the story of VII is in VII Remake.

9/24/19

Final Fantasy VII is one of the most mainstream games ever released. Its fanbase is much more than just the kind of people who look up info about games.

9/23/19

Man, I go to all four days of Fan Expo every year, and I always end up seeing like five of the costumes highlighted in posts like these.

9/20/19

“I don’t caaaaaare” cries whiny manbaby who clearly cares a lot.

9/19/19

I once had someone do that to me and then try to add me on Facebook.

9/19/19

I think this is the first Apple thing I’ve ever seen that I’ve really wanted to have on my Android phone. Normally I’d say “I can’t wait for Google to shamelessly copy this” but they probably want to push Stadia instead. Oh well, maybe in a year when they’ve already abandoned Stadia.

9/19/19

Yeah, at that point I was like “Oh, this is one of those letters with an unreliable narrator.”

9/19/19

LW3: Your obsession with your ex is driving you crazy, but congrats on making more money than him, I guess?

9/19/19

There is no photography sidequest.

9/19/19

Rumble in handhelds is shiiiiiiitttt

9/19/19

There’s a reason I only take my Switch with me when I travel or go to a friend’s place. My 3DS is still my main handheld because it’s way more portable.

9/19/19

Saying it lacks joycons and should be cheaper might make sense if it didn’t come with what is essentially two joycons permanently attached to it.

9/19/19

If my 700 hours of Animal Crossing were all I had played on my 3DS, I would have considered it completely worthwhile.