As someone who likes Fire Emblem and never really liked Advance Wars, I would be willing to sacrifice some Fire Emblem so you Advance Wars bros could get your fix. 

The only people who think that drag culture is “offensive” to the trans community are those who conflate drag with being trans, which is simply not the case.

Landing a good hit on a machine in Horizon: Zero Dawn is sooo goood. Seeing the robot pieces fly off so you can use them to rework your gear later. So satisfying.

It’s not headshots that are satisfying. It’s critical hits. Games where you fight enemies with weak spots other than the head are just as satisfying. 

The regional managers are the ones who push GameStop’s shitty and annoying practices the hardest, so fuck ‘em.

ArcSys story modes are the absolute worst, except for the Dragon Ball FighterZ one, which is great because you spend more time playing than watching people talk at each other.

I don’t think there is. Maybe in New Game Plus with the boosts from the goddess statues.

I’ve recruited characters who were asking for skills I literally didn’t put a single point of experience into. I don’t know what the deal is with that.

Or, you know, differences that aren’t stupid.

Imagine still being Papa Roach in 2019 and thinking “How can I be MORE pathetic and sad?”

The problem is that you think genres are defined by what they don’t do when they’re actually defined by what they do.

Pokemon has more in common with Dragon Quest (the Ur JRPG) than Final Fantasy XV does.

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

Eight Sugiyama tracks is still eight more than we need.

... Would you rather this streamer get a temp ban and Dr. Disrespect just have a clip removed?

Even adjusting for game developer time estimate inflation, that’s pretty bad.

I used to believe that until Bungie broke from Activision and suddenly the microtransactions in Destiny 2 got way worse.

Heeeeeere’s Dijonny! 

The true voice actor controversy in this game should be that Petra’s dialogue is clearly written to make it clear that she’s not a native English speaker, but her actual voice is just a band American accent.

He never should have called him a dickhead. He’s much worse than some harmless dickhead. People like him should be executed.