I think the thing I love most about Tim Rogers is that he always sounds sarcastic but he is always sincere.

Whoever runs their twitter has exactly nothing to do with the development of any of their games.

That’s a very PR way of saying they released an MMO so shitty they had to remake it, and then couldn’t get a Kingdom Hearts game out in ten years.

Yeah, they painted it so hard it went from a heater shield to a discus to a transforming vibranium thing. All that paint.

I just realized that the music is probably going to be all crappy midis of songs that aren’t any good to begin with, because that worthless piece of shit Sugiyama still refuses to just die already.

On top of all that, Trials of Mana is getting overhauled in the style of last year’s (mediocre) Secret of Mana remake for PlayStation 4.

Even the movies gave him three different shields. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

A lootbox that isn’t random is just DLC.

You’re doing great, sweetie!

(Who the fuck redesignsCaptain America’s shield?!?)

See also: X-Men TAS Wolverine.

1) If it’s not random, it’s not a loot box.

Thor sounded ridiculous in the first Ultimate Alliance. He was Cam Clarke.

“Bethesda is bad” is the starting point. Whatever was happening in the audience last night was building off that foundation of shittiness. 

Who cares about how exciting marketing is? Marketing is shitty. It should be undermined at every opportunity.

Oh, please. Sorry your 90-minute commercial got spoiled.

I’m going to miss E3. RIP.

The Steam database said it was free, but that might just be a placeholder.

That sounds way more substantial than I was expecting. (I was expecting something more along the lines of one of those short holiday packs they released.)

Nobody hates women like women do.