Look, the important thing is that nobody says Crystal.

I'm still not used to Batman not dancing anymore.

Look, my answer is Lockjaw too, but Kamala Khan is also a valid response.

Don't you understand that Christian Grey is special? The kind of Randian ubermensch/insufferable asshole who totally would insist that Chronicles of Riddick is so much better than populist schlock like Spider-Man, except everyone else is blinded by peer pressure.

"He's not a celebrity, he's a BUSINESSMAN"- People who are literally three children stacked in a trenchcoat.

Josh Gad plays….the reincarnating dog!

But what are the ends? Spite toward Lasse Hallstrom?

But…but…how else can I persuade you that the Bowling Green Massacre was a false flag operation by the lizard people?!?!

Huh. Well I thought that was just awful. Bad songs (a one-joke parody with no dramatic purpose, and a poorly stitched together reprise), uneven pacing, and a heavy focus on forcing elements (Robert & Rebecca's dark past, Rebecca's dad, Josh's turn to God) that were unearned by the rest of the season,.The only thing…

But we should still assume that LBJ had Richard Pryor murdered, right?

It's obviously a minor point, but no we didn't!

Why in god's name have I never heard about this?

All things considered, it seems to me like the proper thing to do would be too invite really good entertainment…and not invite Donald Trump.

Nope, that's Chris Jackson, a man who has built quite a career out of being perfectly OK and also best friends with Lin Manuel Miranda.

I choose to imagine that Peabo Bryson is reading this, as he has a Google Alert out for his name.

Please Disney, I'm afraid Angela Lansbury will murder and eat me.

Both of which are written by….Roberto Aguirre-Sarcasa. Who is showrunning Riverdale. And gave this interview.

She doesn't look like the character from the comics, but based on her work on One Day At a Time playing a somewhat Gert-like character, this works for me.

It is alas, the conceit of the property, that literally all of the crusty-but-benign authority figures turn out to be supervillains.

AV Club: Okay