I was also going to suggest the Sledgehammer but was beat to it by several others by over an hour.

thirded thirded.

Oh George, not the livestock.

C'mon, everyone know Red Bull gives you wings!.........Then you crash.

You left out fake carbon fiber. Probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

Now let's see what those new tires do to the ZR1's ring time!

Kimi Noooo!!! It just keeps getting worse. Why does this shit always happen to my favorite drivers!?

Not sure why this crap is on jalopnik, but it did make me think of this.

or this one

Rolling 3 times < Crashing 3 times

Hey Look! That's a Lotus in front of a Ferrari and one of the Red Bulls!

@TheSecondSpitter: right 6 tightens over very slippy crest

@elzinco: ...and it actually has a 5.3L V8.

@elzinco: ...and it actually has a 5.3L engine.