1. A gym membership comes with a shower.

The tunnel is probably to add shell rigidity. Or to hold medals...

A sports car is probably a better domicile than a <100k house around here

5. Drive to Austin, hide out in 3 Star hotel, win.

I have purchased my last four new cars without financing. Not that big of a deal. 

You don’t need to be rich and/or famous to save enough money to pay cash for a vehicle. You need to manage your life properly, and avoid spending money that you don’t have to impress people you don’t know. My F150 stickered just above $48k. It is a 2016 that I purchased new in March of 2017. Dealer agreed to sell it…

I’m sure you can hire someone for $100. I’d do it but I charge $999.

Just like Elvis!

I’ve been writing personal checks for the last 4 car purchases (not all of them new.) The reality of “investing the difference” is completely overblown unless you get a long, zero int loan *and* you invest that money in a high risk investment.

You don’t need to be famous to have your own wikipedia page. You can just make one yourself.

Just so you know, I just spent about 5 minutes looking up how to create a Wikipedia page, so I could make one for you.

I gave up when it said I needed an account..... sorry bro(bra?).

Walk in, and then the dealership tells you they won’t sell it to you for cash.

I did.

Will David take it to Moab next year?

Like a hat? Would it be at a jaunty angle?

I tend to agree but it needs more explanation. I have only sold 1 boat, but have bought several. Yes the first day is great, and yes selling it is great, but the in between is also usually good. You don’t think about selling a boat until it either costs you a lot of money or you don’t use it anymore so at that point…

Same.

I’m not an airplaneologist, but I’m surprised that there’s not a safety feature that checks for this.

It’s true.

Isn’t that the same for a Ferrari?