Jalopnik pointing out proofreading mistakes. Ain’t that the pot calling the kettle black?

“Florida man does something fun, legal, for a change”

...aren’t all jet skis motorized?

Damn You Volkswagen! First you lie about what is a coupe! What’s next? You lie about your emissions testing?

I love it. And I’m very tempted to accept the offer on #5!

I said a hip hop tha tizzy

Maybe the deli was in Canada and she’s converting to US$?

More Z’s have never before been typed in this comment section. 

Your decimal is off by two places.

Thanks,cause I’d completely blown past the rest of the article and my hot take was “Wow,they make a Jetta coupe now?”

Rover did it first with the P5 coupe

Is this Will Ferrell as Harry Caray?

Not to take away from your story.. but the mustang is named after the p-51 fighter plane more so than just the horse. Ghost riders in the sky is a great song

The Subaru Ascent and Outback are assembled in Indiana, USA. They are the new American beasts, LOL.

If you can get it made at a traditional German Bakery... ooh la la

Ill just have to pick them out of my hoodscoop... OH GOD THE HEATSOAK.

Yes

A big star for you. What were you smoking to write at that level of awesomeness?

Unconventional place for COTD; I like the cut of your jib. Have a star, plus a galloping host of ghoststars in the sky.

Well, I mean the air bags would go off too, so . . .