Twelve-leg drive, I think you mean!

Congrats, Vin and KingTChalla, on winning COTD. I gift you this chariot from a long time ago - but not from a galaxy far, far away - which these Sumerian warriors will deliver to you personally.

I had a 2004 Mazda6 Wagon and I am 6'1", 34" inseam. I could put the seats all the way back and not be able to reach the pedals. I am not sure how someone with a taller torso would fit but I also had plenty of headroom as well.  I loved that car until the rust started eating every body panel.

Get your 240R on, yessir.

Dr. Spaceman, is that you?

And being stung by wasps? You win, kid

They make a great noise though.

Her bacon was cooked. 

Better yet, a 13 liter v24 6-turbo made from 2 Lamborghini v12s. If they did that, I wouldn’t even care if they went all-electric on their next car.

My neighbor is like that. I am happy if he just cuts his lawn once in a while

I think you’re my husband 

That, or red-hamded.

When reached for comment, the police said that her love of stealing can’t be cured.

No, but evidence linked her to the heist. Probably wasn’t hard to press her for details. 

Hard to prove somebody casing the joint, for an inside job. 

Doesn’t matter if the prosciuttor thinks baloney charges are unlikely. 

I clicked on this article and immediately thought two things.

1) Fancy Kristin should write it

2) What about a W18 or W20?

It was a fellow employee that squealed on her.

Damnit man, get out of my head!