It’s lacking quite a bit of duct tape though...

On a positive note, if he does go through the ice he’s already in a boat.

Is, uh, is that a, uh, saw blade I see there?

As a fellow engineer, I have deep appreciation for any invention whose first trial almost surely ends in a horrific accident.

Meanwhile at the lake.

This is not handsome, but it’s certainly handy-ish

Or a truck for when you need a truck.

Nice! I almost bought a Teisco sharkfin from a vintage guitar shop last time I was in Nashville. Fun stuff. But your axe looks well-used without having that same stupid sanded-through look and dents on the face that the road-worn series usually has. The Teisco:

I really, really dislike the Fender road-worn thing. Especially because they don’t look like a guitar that’s toured for a while, and most of the people who buy them (from my admittedly limited experience) can’t play worth a damn. As you say, though, you do you.  But this:

You don’t see people getting their hair dyed gray

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

This is essentially how crew hammocks work on sailing ships to mitigate rolling. 

So, here’s my idea. Robotic teddy bear interiors that hug you when danger is near. Protective and sleep inducing. 

Until you get T-boned.

Can we get a big adult sized rear facing baby seat?

What is that from? It reminds me of Dr Strange’s cloak, but I don’t recall it in a scene like that.

I am genuinely outraged at the number of people below who didn’t seem to get the reference.

Apparently you are unaware of who Micheal Scott is.

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again.…

My favorite pig joke: