Nah.

Texas. Sure, you’ll pay through the nose on property taxes, but a quick Zillow search turns up plenty of promising results, especially if you’re willing to do a little work.

1. If you could choose between this car and an equivalently-priced house, which would you choose?

Yeah, I’ve done that before; what I want to do is buy a new car with my own cash.

Yeah, well, I recently bought a brand-new weedeater without financing. So there.

You’re probably right. I’ll convert it to gold first.

I appreciate the gesture. I am gradually working my way up; I play with the worship team at church, I fill in with a bluegrass band sometimes, I played in an orchestra for a couple of years, and I’m playing bass in a metal band, so I’m slowly taking over the DFW music scene one genre at a time.

Right, but for the purposes of the unrealistic bucket list, the page must be written by somebody who doesn’t personally know me.

Neutral: One item on my unrealistic bucket list is to walk into a dealership and buy a new car with cash. Naturally, this comes after the part that says “Become just famous enough to have my own Wikipedia page”.

The jauntiest angle imaginable.

107 miles is nothing. That’s only, like, 11 miles in Honda miles.

The thing is, they’re so cheap (supposedly) that even if the first model year is kinda crappy, you still won’t have wasted a whole lot of money, relatively speaking.

If you have boats, and they make you happy, then good on you. Whatever floats your boat.

Every time I see news about Elio, which is pretty rare, what I take away from it is basically, “Well, that doesn’t sound great, but at least they’re still trying.” I want Elio to succeed, because I want those cars to be real. But I know better than to invest in them.

I’ve heard it said that the two best days in a boat owner’s life are the day he bought his boat, and the day he sold his boat.

Great, they’ve found a way to swap out the natural, biodegradable packaging eggs already come in for a plastic pouch.

Person says thing

Yup, my math shows $405.42/day.

And the Germans continue to insist that 4-door cars can be coupes.

You’re definitely right about that. The Ascent could scarcely be more American if it came with bacon-trimmed seats and a five-gallon bucket of assorted bullets. I’m just saying the technology on newer vehicles would definitely cause problems in a zombie situation.