Chopsticks are actually a better way to eat many things. Popcorn, Doritos, pizza rolls, anything that would normally get your fingers dirty but is unsuitable for spoon-scooping or fork-stabbing.

What if this study doesn’t say as much about patience and self-control in children as it does about the quality of marshmallows?

Two suggestions, based on my experience with Amazon Prime:

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OK, I’m really feeling that Iron Maiden one.

Could be. It definitely looks more A-Team than Scooby Doo.

Yeah, it’s just sad that there aren’t any Saabs on this list. One could say it’s a real Saab story.

“1983 GMC Vandura G-1500” 

Semi-serious question: how bad an idea is it to season cast iron cookware with WD-40?

Miata is always the answer?

Alpha Gal sounds like a feminist superhero comic series.

Nice. I’m sure it’ll look gorgeous on that. I’ve never actually bought a flat-screen TV, but if I ever do, I think it’ll be an OLED of some kind.

I had a similar experience in Red Dead Redemption one time. Just moseying through the desert, doing cowboy stuff, when I heard the rattling sound. I moseyed a bit more, and the sound got louder. “That’s a cool sound effect,” I thought to myself. Then it got me. Turns out you can get bitten by rattlesnakes in that…

That’s a danger noodle right there.

Sorry I’m late, y’all.

Yes, the tactical taco tackle technique.

I came here to say basically this, but not as well as you did.

Yeah, I can think of a few ways to check your own brake lights, but none of them are as easy as looking at your dashboard:

“Granted, it seems to have taken a lot of work (and access to a 3D printer) to make such a feat possible, but hey, potato camera.”

A valid question. I have no idea how long the light was out; about halfway through the trip, we met up with my parents, and it was my dad who pointed it out to me.