Pretty sure you deserve all the stars.

Wow, that sounds frustrating. I’m sure he can’t be the first person in that situation; I hope it works out OK.

Your explanation makes sense, and now it is only slightly less funny to me.

Me too! Pottermore says I’m a Hufflepuff, and my Patronus is a Fox Terrier.

“...a elegantly winged woman...”

I’ve posted the story in detail elsewhere, but I can confirm firsthand that headrests are good. The gist of the story is that I could see I was about to be rear-ended, decided it was a good idea to put my head back against the headrest, and walked away with very minor injuries and no whiplash.

Your hair probably looks bad today.

Why did the motorcycle fall over?

I love learning about weird machines. This makes my day.

Stop it.

This is a solid yes for me. This configuration is probably pretty rare (I don’t know that for sure, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one), and this specific one seems to be in great condition for its age.

Right. So the moment this hypothetical 19-year-old sailor gets ashore in Okinawa, the first thing he does is, naturally, drink large amounts of jet fuel. Makes perfect sense.

Nope. Do they typically drink jet fuel?

I’m going to pretend your simile makes sense.

What kind of world do we live in, that we invented jet-powered trains, and decided, “Nah, let’s actually not do this”?

Bad places to put plane engines:

Downloaded this program called WinRAR to open some .rar archives. Then it was all like, “This is not a free program. Please give me moneys.” But it kept working anyway.

I personally would like to see a presenter who knows nothing about cars or driving, just trying to fake his/her way through the whole thing, often screwing up in hilarious ways.

Not to mention the spooky fog effect. If you do this, please be careful, wear heavy gloves, and post a video.