I love learning about weird machines. This makes my day.

Stop it.

This is a solid yes for me. This configuration is probably pretty rare (I don’t know that for sure, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one), and this specific one seems to be in great condition for its age.

Right. So the moment this hypothetical 19-year-old sailor gets ashore in Okinawa, the first thing he does is, naturally, drink large amounts of jet fuel. Makes perfect sense.

Nope. Do they typically drink jet fuel?

I’m going to pretend your simile makes sense.

What kind of world do we live in, that we invented jet-powered trains, and decided, “Nah, let’s actually not do this”?

Bad places to put plane engines:

Downloaded this program called WinRAR to open some .rar archives. Then it was all like, “This is not a free program. Please give me moneys.” But it kept working anyway.

I personally would like to see a presenter who knows nothing about cars or driving, just trying to fake his/her way through the whole thing, often screwing up in hilarious ways.

Not to mention the spooky fog effect. If you do this, please be careful, wear heavy gloves, and post a video.

This is probably not what Jesus meant when he said:

Pretty sure my truck would get negative points.

That’s a good thing for reasons that have nothing to do with Chick-fil-A.

Here are some worse ideas:

I think what’s happening is that it’s easier to care about customer satisfaction when you feel like your boss cares about you. Chick-fil-A managers do pretty much everything their employees are expected to do; refilling drinks, wiping down tables, whatever. They ask employees how they’re doing, and generally treat…

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My wife works at Chick-fil-A. Her store recently closed for about a month for renovations, and most or all of the employees are still getting paid for that time. The company is serious about treating employees well.

The trigger safety and grip safety make me think Springfield Armory, maybe?