How is this video supposed to work?

Usually, when you buy a project, you discover all kinds of unexpected crap that you have to deal with, and every problem you solve seems to lead to another one you didn’t know about before. It’s really entertaining for us readers, but you deserve to be pleasantly surprised once in a while.

It’s a strong possibility, especially considering that I’ve never actually bought a violin, and somehow keep ending up with more of them.

Yeah, that’s what I said too, followed by “Thank you.”

A very bad thing.

Hyundai really does deserve a good reputation for safety, and it seems like they’re starting to get it. My story also involves a Hyundai.

I posted this before, but it seems more relevant now than it did then, so here it is again. The car was a 2011 Hyundai Elantra Touring.

Just wait until I invent laser-cooled chicken.

Megadeth beat you to that pun.

Whoever transcribed Musk’s words there should learn the difference between “sight” and “site”.

Oh heavens, yes.

Back in 1910, Fiat made a race car with a 28 liter 4-cylinder engine. Yes, twenty-eight liters. Each cylinder had more displacement than an entire LS7.

Can we please have a new S-10 and/or El Camino with that 4-cylinder engine?

I tried oysters on the half-shell one time. I didn’t try to eat the shell or anything stupid like that; just putting a cold, slimy, booger-like sea creature in my mouth was a mistake I won’t be repeating.

No they’re not. I have lots of conservative friends and family, and I can tell you, they’re not all the same.

A Fiat has been suggested as a reliable car.

This person has some interesting ideas about how English works. They’re very wrong, but at least they’re wrong in interesting ways.

I just realized the genius of this design. If you charge $1,000/month, most of which is to cover the cost of filters, and you design your water cooler to be so crappy that nobody wants to use it and just gets their water out of the faucet instead, your filters won’t need to be replaced as often, and your profit margin…

Do you need a hug?

I know that. If I thought he was, I would have said “...invented solely and completely by a gay man with no help from anyone else ever...”