This person has some interesting ideas about how English works. They’re very wrong, but at least they’re wrong in interesting ways.

I just realized the genius of this design. If you charge $1,000/month, most of which is to cover the cost of filters, and you design your water cooler to be so crappy that nobody wants to use it and just gets their water out of the faucet instead, your filters won’t need to be replaced as often, and your profit margin…

Do you need a hug?

I know that. If I thought he was, I would have said “...invented solely and completely by a gay man with no help from anyone else ever...”

Everybody has an asshole, though. You’ve probably never seen yours, but I’m pretty sure it’s there. It doesn’t sound like there’s a point to this, but there is: no matter what you believe, somebody thinks you’re an asshole for it.

Even more reason for conservatives to boycott it!

Wow, how did you end up with a 2002 truck with such low miles? Sadly, money’s a little tight right now, so all I can offer is my 2.2 S-10 in trade (which I’m sure you’re not interested in), or most of a 1986 Kawasaki 454 with title issues, a very nice Case fixed-blade knife, homemade food, and music lessons.

All while both sides ignore all the pro-cake, anti-puppy-shooting candidates because they’re not affiliated with a major party, and therefore have no chance of winning.

“We are aware of this situation and investigating, however Ford does cannot comment on individual customer matters,”

Yeah, feel free to exclude yourself from the “lots of them” I was talking about. That is a perfectly valid option. Otherwise, I would have said “all of them”.

OK. You and your coworkers please feel free to continue using the internet.

Some do. Not all, obviously, but it’s part of the stereotype.

I know not all conservatives are the same. It was a bad generalization intended to be humorous.

Today’s XKCD seems very, very relevant:

Maybe if we remind conservatives that the modern computer was invented largely by a gay man, lots of them will boycott the internet?

What is this place called The Grays? Are we all born into original grayness? I once believed that I had left The Grays never to return, but alas, here I am again, no closer to understanding the fickle hand of fate that has brought me here. Were my many COTD awards not enough to balance out my nitpicking of your…

I hope the courageous hero who snitched on her gets a nice bonus.

And that’s why you never stick your arm between the dyno and a tire.

“This world abounds with mysteries. The Yeti, for instance. The fate of D.B. Cooper. Stevie Wonder. Add to the list his McLaren 720S, its roof halfway caved in and much of the car yard sale’d across the desert floor.”

“The water is definately kept out, and if you’re not looking at it all magnified like that photo there, you don’t really notice it.”