I’m just not seeing how a stopped car waiting for a tow truck is less dangerous than a slowly-moving car.

Proactive is good. I try to think of my driving as not really “aggressive,” but “decisive.”

What kind of damage are you talking about? Nobody’s saying, “Drive until your wheel is ground down to the spokes and you’re rolling on your brake rotor,” or “Keep doing highway speed while the loose tread flops around and slaps your quarter panel to pieces.”

Yeah, this advice is useless because of its ambiguity. I also remember, as a kid, somebody was trying to teach me to do something (I don’t remember what; golf? Archery? Shooting a rifle?), but he kept telling me to keep my “feet shoulder with a part,” and I had no idea what he meant.

You’re right; that’s why these ones are for sale. The people with red Ferraris are keeping them.

I personally prefer the “Invisible Suicide Knob” technique.

Sorry, I’m doing this wrong. All I can remember is this very good advice my dad gave me:

“ By the early 200s, Kraft was losing money on every Oreo sold...”

The very best interior door handles, CNC machined from solid aircraft-grade aluminum, gold plated, and polished until you can see the reflection of your own soul.

Not to mention custom suspension, leather upholstery, and a high-quality sound system with a touchscreen, Bluetooth, and a tape deck.

Gray. Gray is the worst color for car interiors. You can keep all the gray interiors for yourself, and I’ll take the cars with exciting, colorful interiors, and then we can both be happy.

Can we start a company that aims to be like Singer but for ‘99 Corollas? Like, we “reimagine” them to look almost like new, but with subtle improvements on the outside and gobs of performance and interior upgrades. Then we sell them for ridiculous amounts of money because of the “pure driving experience” or something…

The internet is vast, and no one person can truly know it in its entirety. However, it is theorized that if one were to reach the end of the internet, one would have to fight Numa Numa Guy.

Crap; I’ve already learned something today.

I haven’t seen that one yet, but I’m going to on my lunch break.

Just watched that one last night. Pretty sure my wife will have the song stuck in her head for the foreseeable future.

Some things you should probably not put bacon butter on:

Mr. Toot was made by those same crazy Norwegians responsible for “What does the Fox Say?” They have plenty of other funny videos, and some of my favorites are “Intolerant,” “Old Friends,” “A Capella,” and “Intelevator.”

There are always funny things you haven’t seen before. For example, have you seen Mr. Toot?

The front fell off.