Well, not that I've given this lots of thought (I have), but he tends to show up on new space settlements a lot. It could be a total Waters of Mars scenario.

I want these shoes. NOW.

Oh, hell no. Does she know how much shit is in a Lean Cuisine? Those things are frozen pucks of pure evil that taste like old shoes and self-loathing. At least with Chipotle you're getting something that is only a couple of steps from being an actual animal, unlike a Lean Cuisine, which was delivered to the store on…

How about the guy that says, "Having fun yet?", EVERY TIME you pass him in the hallway. I have worked at this particular office for three years, and this is the only thing he has ever said to me besides the one time at the office party when he was drunk (and shirtless) and told me he almost quit when I got my new…

I think your chances of having adventures with him are greater if you stay on Earth. He comes here far more often than he goes to Mars.

I would go, just in the hopes that a charming man in a blue box would show up and there would be adventures and things.

Dude, I have worked with some Disney related folks before, and I know you are deadly serious. They become sort of cult like at some point, because they start to really revere that brand stuff. I don't think I could do it. And what about the crazy visitor people who come over and over and have their own "traditions?"…

I try to channel Ursula in my day to day life

I love Ursula! That Divine makeup is the shit. Also I adore the Queen of Hearts and the Evil Queen from Snow White.

Skin-toning is essential for a successful makeover.