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There is, but I'd be careful. The safety record is terrible. I hear OSHA is investigating.

Her performance in the Blue River Dog Food bit last week was sublime.

Is it weird that every time I think of the Duggars I get them kind of mixed up in my head with Craster from Game of Thrones?

The Dark is Rising. A brilliantly complex modern fantasy (without becoming a cliche urban fantasy) book (also the first "adult" book I read and the reason I love books) with ties to English and Arthurian folklore, Celtic mythology, and so much more, with a high fantasy magic system.

I JUST FOUND THIS GLORY IN GIF FORM SO I SHARE IT WITH YOU:

"What's even funnier to me is that he comes from a HUGE family and his mom catered to each kid's food whim and let them only eat what they wanted. She made like, 7 meals a night because of it."

I worked in and managed a bookstore through a good portion of my 20's. I can completely corroborate the level of idiocy you see in bookstores. I can't tell you how many times I was asked to find a book that "had a picture of a dog on the cover and it was blue" or something along those lines. I actually found the book…

My friend worked at a NineWest in high school. A customer tried to buy shoes with a Gap gift certificate. My friend assumed that the customer just pulled out the wrong certificate and said, "Oh sorry, ma'am, that is a Gap certificate." The customer responded, "So?" My friend explained that they were unaffiliated…

I overheard this at B&N the other day when a woman asked for a specific "book about birds" and the woman helping her was totally at a loss at how to help her, because she told the lady to (essentially) look for herself according to regional or some other category in the nature section and the lady refused.

Yeah, I'm probably wrong. If she wears wigs, then there's no reason not to mess with her own hair.

[looks down at pint]