he flight attendant told her that she could not give her one but then handed an unopened can of beer to a man seated nearby. Ahmad questioned the flight attendant.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

And this is exactly why my dad made me learn how to change my own tire, he knew I’d never be able to count on a man to do it for me.

They are lifesavers and kept my brother, Mr Hyperactive, in one piece until he was old enough to be trusted off-leash.

Yeah, no. You don’t make me part of your sub/dom sexual play without my consent. There are fairs and clubs for that.

OKAY THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FAN BINGBING IS QUEEN HERE PLEASE

I think this is appalling, but to be fair, this girl probably has worked really hard academically for most of her life for Harvard to be a possibility regardless of strings pulled. Unless her family has managed to fake everything in her life, she’s probably an A student at a tough school, who got super high SAT/ACT…

Wild Horses will always destroy me because ANGEL.

I do the same thing that I do when someone tells me a racist “joke” - look at them blankly and say, “I don’t understand; can you explain why you {said that/asked me to do that/thought that was my job/etc}?” Then they have to stammer over an excuse as to why they were an asshole to you, but don’t have any grounds to…

It's either from a ball-crushing porn or a video about sexual harassment in the workplace.

But guys in too-tight pants are hot. Won't somebody think of the women? :'(

God, there are plenty of people on the right just as bad or worse as Cruz ideologically, but I don't think any of them are as repulsive in every aspect as he is. No one else has that constant simpering jerks-off-in-a-mirror expression or that "I'm so taken with my own cleverness I can barely form a sentence" delivery.…

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

and sometimes, during breaks from supply-closet sex, the leads from Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice

She also gave us the quote of the year.

Oh, I fucking loved those dopey sharks. I can't imagine a world in which this gif does not still reduce me to giggle-crying:

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

That's wonderful that your uncle had such lovely people to watch over him! Seriously, this story just made me feel very happy.