Merry wives of Windsor, it is the one Shakespeare I know of that is about the middle class and it is fucking funny. Has my favorite Shakespearean put down, ‘I should rather be planted in the ground and bowled to death by turnips’.

I had persistent headaches that grouped around my left eye, and it turned out to be non-dangerous but inconveniently located cyst in my sinus, combined with a deviated septum. Once I understood the cause, I could get relief with a warm towel, a neti pot, and (this is mortifying) a Hitachi magic wand applied to my…

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Love Snoopy so much, this is mine, that I have had since 1981:

It is. At my families church you say the entire thing kneeling. I desperately wanted to sit during my Grandma’s but saw my octogenarian Aunt’s hail Marying up a storm with no complaint while kneeling a freaking wooden board.

Love the jello salads, especially the ones that have cool whip in them. Anybody can throw fruit in jello, it takes gut to through down a bowl of pink, fake whipped cream and call it a salad.

The first funeral I went to was my Grandpa’s when I was about five. My older brother and I went , though we didn’t really get what was going on (especially me). We were being bad, doing dares with some neighbor kids in the funeral home during the wake. We snuck down to the funeral home basement where they had a coffin…

When I read female friendly my immediate thought was free tampons, everywhere. In an assortment of brands/sizes. Also, a kickass spa. Beyond that though, I can't really think of anything we ladies would particularly want other than clean, safe, and cool restaurant/bars.

I don't know either, I don't really care beyond knowing the size that the nice bra fitting lady picked out for me. This is one of those pieces of information that seems so unimportant my brain has no space for it. As far as estimating boob size, hands for comparison always works for me!

I don’t get how people still do this either. My company is a bit security obsessed, but everything I work on is stored on a shared network and everything saved on my computer is mirrored on the network. I think it is possible, maybe, to store something solely on my computer hard drive, but you get 5 messages telling…

I have trouble minding my own business, so please feel free to disregard. I’ve been in the situation of not having money for counseling and have success with:

It might abate. I'm in Houston, which is totally infested with roaches, constantly. After you exterminate they often take a few days to crawl out of their hiding places, they are usually dying when the do it but they still scare the bejesus out of me.

The FDA strengthened their warning relating ibuprofen, stroke, and heart attacks. I think it is still a smaller effect, but I had been taking it by the handful, almost as a habit rather than responding to pain. I think it was good for me to cut back a bit.

She also had done a couple seasons worth of her show before writing train wreck. It shows in the movie, there are a lot of scenes that are really short sketches built around a central joke. That is also Judd Apatow’s style, so maybe they were a good pair?

I take tons of ibuprofen (joint pain, not hangovers...mostly) and heard something recently that made me think it might be time to cut back on it so I recently tried aspirin. Holy cow does it work for me. I know it causes bleeding risks for surgeries, but why did we all stop using it?

I miss consequence-free drinking so much. I just really enjoy it so much, and now two very lovely cocktails, a pleasant little buzz, and I have a massive headache the next day. Getting old sucks.

I don’t think Trump will be the President or even the republican nominee but his terrible sideshow is airing out a real ugliness in our country and is doing damage. I can’t think of a recent candidate who was so openly racist. I can’t believe birthright citizenship is even up for discussion. The notion that if you…

“For Miller to imply that he is an “activist” simply because he, too, was an immigrant, is uncomfortably close to racial profiling.”

Ramos will be an interesting figure in this election, especially with his new platform at Fusion. I haven’t watched UNivision news for years, but I recall him being a hell raiser, his actions today seem totally in line with my memory. It’s good that his focus is tighten immigration. The proposals and language the…

I would just spend that time thinking about the wondrous land of Aprica, where Jorge Ramos-esque (I find him quite foxy) men lean against apricot trees, ready to tell you all the new world news.